Food Chef Poems

Aint no shame in crying
the whole time you 
been lyng
tryna get me
to be on your side
this aint about no money
and I aint mad
with you honey
it's...

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What kind of pizza do you want?
I don’t want Dominos or Jacks or Pizza Hut.
My favorite pizza is vintage Chef-boy-Ar-dee
We used to fry up hamburger...

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chef debouched
placed olykook in hot grease....
esperance flowed   ...

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It had yet to enter Mister Jeff’s head
That I know him like the back of my hands:
Never would ask him bread let alone bed,
News of...

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I ate today
not much
but enough
to taste the poison
of my narcissist
a recipe that
is always force fed
my beauty in
starvation
derived from evil...

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The things we replenish,
Before they finish
First of all diminish…
They don’t really vanish
Like in the stories we varnish:
And with it The Truth punish…

The nice savored dish
Chefs...

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Lavish sauce béarnaise on my pancakes please
I said this diplomatically with ease.
I will readily pay all additional fees.
A corpulent chef ran out and yelled “Jeez!”

Will...

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I don my towerin' torque at a jaunty angle when I prepare my cuisine!
Eat yer heart out, Gordon Ramsey; of all the world's chefs I'm...

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Versatile being this dish maker
With his peculiar style as a baker
Baking many a cake delicious
And pastries simply sumptuous
A skilled man from Iberian land
A perfect chef...

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My women's a rump-roast
Potatoes her thighs
Ripe reddened carrots
for thinly sliced eyes

Onions for folly
that lobes ring on high
Radishes hatched up
for lovers to eye

Thin flowing gravy
for sexual...

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Emboldened metal torso dusts her in pink Himalayan flecks
Her mahogany neck persuaded to turn in his grip
Rendering fragrant dark bite from her deep spice chest
The...

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Three o’clock and Grandpa Cat Chef King 
Has snagged Samantha and brought her to the ring
She is in training to win dessert eating contest at...

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Our long time catered chef...
prepared a meal fit for (psst... me) a king

Actually professional cook
(trained since infancy)
long a staple of our family
since... oh way before
my...

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Stand back! Get out of the way!
The Master Chef is here to play!
I looked in amazement as the man ran in.
He was wearing a beard...

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Chef George enjoyed baking
He had fresh blueberries
So decided to bake
First he made muffins
Then some fresh pies
Next was blueberries tarts
After that he made scones
Then he laid...

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