Humorous Cheer Up Poems

The chicks around here are really
Tough and mean
So mean they'd spit in your eye
Steal a babbies ice cream
And make them cry

Dressed in leathers
Riding their noisy...

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Yule dinner mishap.
Menu chosen, peon chef;
Lactose –explosion!
...

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There was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...

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She was posh and built at enormous cost

   Alas, She was fated to be star-crossed

      Plunged to Her...

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There once was a sad little Ghost, 
teased for his fright-less boo -- 
unable to scare anyone, in fact,
attracting many a bull 
(sounded like an...

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fiendlike stalkers glide on air

some in mothers wiggy hair

a strange eerie sight

this cool autumn night

our scarefest vanity fair.
...

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When someone stumbles and falls on their ass;
            we find such predicaments humorous.
And even...

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He ate a bowl of spicy soup
Though hot, he had it in large scoop
He felt his bowels growl
He started farting foul
Before he knew, came out...

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Hiccups 

An involuntary spasm 
of the diaphragm 
and respiratory organs, 
with a sudden closure 
of the glottis 
and a characteristic 
sound like that of a...

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#HEAD THROWN BACK...
A JOLT* OF FEEL GOOD HUMOR, ATTACKS!
STRESS REDUCES, BELLY ACHING, SHAKING AND "HOLD YOUR CHEST" LAUGHTER FEST PRODUCES...
MUCH NEEDED MEDICINE, RELEASED, THAT'S GOOD...

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I was a Holistic Therapist
with oils and creams galore.
most clients were lovely
but some you had to ignore.
One came asking for 'extras'
which i answered with a...

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my dentist seemed well suited

some friends though this disputed

but after a quack

at my dental plaque

i found him well web footed.
...

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Peace~oh peace where do you hide,                                    where...

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He scoffs at our joyful noise
The good spirits we invoke,
As he passes by with grim poise
Thinking this holiday is a joke

Still, we make the time...

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our mom you sees no airhead

cause shes enrolled in premed

and when we are ill

she gives us a pill

thats why we are not lowbred.
...

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