Humorous Charming Poems

Where is your daughter? I asked my new neighbor.
The four-year-old or the ten-year-old?
The one who wants to show me her pet snake.
Oh, that’s Charming. She...

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I can still remember that long move,                  ...

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Many years ago,                      ...

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A zillion ways, I think, to charm
Tiny kittens will always me disarm
Children licking on an ice cream cone
An old man sitting on a bench alone
I...

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Theres a saying that says that opposites attract 
Well I am so gorgeous it seems it's a fact
I like a plain girl for whom I...

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Sit down. Shut up. Be quiet.
I need no aide in my quest. I take no prisoners and I expect no help.
If a Prince Charming comes,...

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Ladies parade around in their skimpy bikinis
Looking for rich dudes driving Lamborghinis
I'm not rich but possess
Big biceps and chest
And more important is my excitable wee...

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Ladies parade around in their skimpy bikinis
Looking for rich dudes in Lamborghinis
I'm not rich but possess
Big biceps and chest
And more important is my charming wee...

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To My Prince Charming
I.	I actually don`t know how I could start,
This poem for you, even though I`m smart
It could have been easy if I know...

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Want you all to know how charming I can be
But must hold back or you'll succumb don't you see
It's for your own good
More open I...

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The Interrogation of Prince Charming

By Elton Camp

When the prince appears with the charms
The fair maiden blindly falls into his arms

Glenda was a maiden prone to...

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