O Charming

Theres a saying that says that opposites attract Well I am so gorgeous it seems it's a fact I like a plain girl for whom I can care Cos I like a girl I'll not have to share To not have to punch other blokes would be great So I'm really glad you're a bit overweight I'd like to point out that you've made the right choice For no other man could put up with your voice You shouldn't feel bad that you're not that good looking At least I'm not dead from your ‘inventive’ cooking And who else could bolster this ego of mine But a girl just like you who drinks way to much wine I see guys look at you, I guess that it's pity They wonder why I'm not with somebody pretty I love our nights in, we don't go out to dine You might scare the children my sweet Valentine Well this is well weird, I'm sat home alone You had to pop out when you'd answered the phone I glare at the clock and it's three in the morning I'm nearly asleep and I cannot stop yawning At last there you are with that silly false smile Some shortsighted fella has tried to beguile A loser in love with no romantic powers Who lumbered you up with chocolates and flowers Who's that outside with a rose that is red Don't get no ideas about three in a bed You should understand that it's me that you're for Er... why are my suitcases outside the door? 17 February 2021 Contest: Valentines Sponsor: Richard Lamoureux