If Prince Charming Comes

Sit down. Shut up. Be quiet. I need no aide in my quest. I take no prisoners and I expect no help. If a Prince Charming comes, I will kick him into Neverland. Have sword and shield, will travel. A pirate queen, a shooting star, a force to be heard, and revered. I take no prisoners, and I expect no help. What did I say? Sit down. Shut up. Be quiet! I was not kidding then, and I am not a changeable woman. I can do this. I have done this. I will do it again, even if there is blood. I have smeared myself onto lamp posts before, no biggie. What did I just say? Sheesh! Men are so difficult to control these days. I glare at him with my deadliest glare as he jumps up and patters off into his man cave. Husbands are so difficult when they decide to liberate themselves....