Funny Charming Poems

A certain lady is going to learn all about you,
First starts slow with guiding hands; I am in the walls.
Every corner of the room, whether...

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there once was a prince who was charming
his good looks were not at all alarming
	he had the flaming hots
	for a maiden ersatz
he nonetheless found her...

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Like all who write, I'm enchanted by words.
their musical sounds falling on each page.
a gentle caress, or slashing of swords,
Words of upstarts or elegantly aged.

What...

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(Cinderella is the protagonist of the 1697 fairytale by Charles Perrault. The whimsical tale is later told in 1812 by the Grimm brothers.)

“Why, if it...

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Strolling down the city sidewalks as
the snow falls in the most charming patterns. 
I try to catch flakes on my tongue/

I put my arm through...

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I can still remember that long move,                  ...

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Many years ago,                      ...

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Sit down. Shut up. Be quiet.
I need no aide in my quest. I take no prisoners and I expect no help.
If a Prince Charming comes,...

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It's a cute and funny little tale
Or on the other hand
An amazing con
To fool little girls into thinking
That their lifelong fantasies 
and silly dreams
That their...

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Prince Charming was turned into a frog,
By a witch who lived in a bog.
He refused her a kiss,
Which caused her to hiss.
Now he sits in...

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there once was a poor man named Dave
who was treated much like a slave
a vacation they took
and while casting his hook
he hooked for his princess...

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The white horse has been put out to pasture
The shining armor rusts on the cellar floor
You take off your dress; say you’re a damsel in...

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When silence knock the door
After all fights to be calmed
Plugged my ear to hear music
Pray to my dark deafness.

Survival of basic skills 
Become a necessity...

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