Humorous Character Poems

     She played by the rules,
     Even amongst a room full of fools.
    ...

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When the biological clock goes tick tick tick~ she’ll pick her a catch by age thirty-six—I Am Anaya

Spouse

A husband she searches
all through the land in...

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you know he’s a Jib
the way you can tell
he jingles and jingles
like a jingly bell

but sometimes their jingle
mysteriously goes
then Jibs cry all day
and why, nobody...

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With hair ablaze, a jester unconfined,
I scoffed at the mundane, its life declined.
My wardrobe, a riot, a rhapsody bold,
Mismatched socks my standard, stories untold.

In classrooms...

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are you blind madame
not see the stop sign lady
sign I saw~~not you
...

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Have you ever felt like a hinge?
Holding two things together 
while knowing they will soon separate,
and then hopefully reunite.

I think about this when I open...

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two cell phones ran into each other on some street
friends I think world has changed though
and stood side by side known yet unknown
an awkward greeting...

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I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence

The following crafted 
approximately midway 
into the administration 
of forty fifth president,
whose crass, gutsy, lewd,
repulsive yawping...

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Manichaeus walked in sunlight with a lamp ~ looking for the moon's light...

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       Parchment reach reap, continual column
       Turns over huge too ripe drooping vegetables
...

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Renegade realtor dealt only with sellers sincere 
Harried under hammer results which rich revere
Assured Lofty turned over listings like sausages
Heat applied seared buyers, hankering hostages


Canvassing...

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Hyperbolic quasi autobiographical prevarication...
caricature sketch of person best known to yours truly

What began as an honest 
to goodness attempt 
to craft personal truthful profile
evolved into...

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Television triptych throwback

and despite remote chance 
to channel small medium at large
metamorphosis I may witness 
analogous to caterpillar
will transform me into a butterfly
otherwise Norwegian bachelor...

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"Be an angel and be kind." Quote By Poet  
 
As a child I was told to never judge a person or a book,...

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A Toast To Dr Spooner

William Archibald Spooner 
22/7/1844 -  29/8/1930

Here's to Doctor Spooner
Man of linguistic fame
Though sadly today maybe 
Not so many know his...

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