Doggone
...I‘d been staying with pa - my folks got a divorce
and pa took me to the local greyhound course
Pa’s greyhound was running, he runs very fast
He’s called Pterodactyl, pa’s dog never co...
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Categories:
catherine of aragon, father son, humorous, pets,
Form: Rhyme
The Crown of Marigold
...Now stand you on the top of happy hours—
Or so the mirrors 'round your glass realm show
Man of beauty, charm, and stunning power,
I will cackle as you are brought down low.
For though you claim a...
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Categories:
catherine of aragon, abuse, anger, dark, extended
Form: Sonnet
An Infamous Legend
...AN INFAMOUS LEGEND
King Henry XIII was indeed quite a boy,
He had no clue how to spell the word coy,
He was consumed by a quest that
A wife bear,
And give birth to a male heir,
He was fat, ...
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Categories:
catherine of aragon, funny, history,
Form: Rhyme
Three Catherines, Two Annes and a Jane
...Six wives - three Catherines, two Annes and a Jane
were married to Henry in the course of his reign.
An Anne and a Catherine met their end by the axe.
Anne Boleyn was too haughty, Catherine Howard...
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Categories:
catherine of aragon, history, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
My Catherine of Aragon
...I love you
mi princesa
much like Henry VIII
should have loved Catherine...
I will never forsake you
or betray you
as he did to she
one day you shall bare a son...
God is on our side
no need of Pope...
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Categories:
catherine of aragon, beauty,
Form: Free verse
Catherine of Aragon
...clerihew
Behold Cath'rine of Aragon
after six children whereupon
from Henry an annulment was said.
Somehow she managed to keep her head.
2-2-2012...
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Categories:
catherine of aragon, 11th grade, husband, wife,
Form: Clerihew
Henry the Eighth
...Maidens, bloody maidens, I had me six of ‘em wenches, ye knowest
Fullsome Catherine of Aragon wrought havoc ‘tween me and the Pope
Besought a divorce, split from the church whilst Anne Boleyn caught ...
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Categories:
catherine of aragon, historyme, age, age, body,
Form: Narrative
King 'Enry the Viiith
...King 'Enry of The 'Ouse of Tudor ruled merrie olde England, the mighty and the meek.
'E was quite obese in 'is elder years and threw 'is weight around - so to speak!
'E governed from 1509 'til 1549...
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Categories:
catherine of aragon, funnyengland,
Form: Rhyme