Cat Catfish Poems

 
I've never had a one-night stand,
with me it always was the family plan;
I thought I found Mr. Right 
seems I only saw him with...

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Eh? woke up
this Thursday morning
with my finances
shaking the walls

some nice hoser lady
had given me a call

and left a message
right on my phone

she talked
also, very nice...

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CATFISH
         
         Catfishes show marvels of moving barbel
 ...

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A cat jumped in the river
to meet a fellow fish,
he wanted to be like them
it was his only wish.

He figured he could do it
he had...

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Online:Profile

(LIE):  "Hi! I am a single man, Bachelor clean shaven not even a mustache"
Truth:  I'm a cheat, dirty soiled minimal waged job go-tee...

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Come dive down into my fishy world
come swim under the sea with me
deep down from the sun, to the bottom rung
we’ll have fun if you...

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The unheard catfish wanted to purr.
But all his hums and whisker strums
were slurs and murmurs, not purrs.
So he spoke with the great connoisseur
of non-purring cats,...

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Is a “catfish” a cat or a fish, let's get this straight
Haven't slept since hearing 'bout 'em at age eight
How about a doodle sack?
Yup! Bagpipes,...

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It is a thing of wonder,
this fish,
Missouri channel cat nearly four feet long,
            wet...

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