Catfish

Online:Profile (LIE): "Hi! I am a single man, Bachelor clean shaven not even a mustache" Truth: I'm a cheat, dirty soiled minimal waged job go-tee liken a cat or muskrat (LIE): Born in Saint Louis Missouri Own my Marketing Company Truth: Birth in Caviler, Mississippi 2 generation catfish fisherman, got 2 girlfriends one I call my wife; Have a total of 6 children (one's belongs to the mid wife); (LIE): Live in a Town home paid for has 4 Bedrooms, Library, Den 5 baths; Truth: I live in the what we call the bottoms in a shack; (LIE): 28 Years old Truth: 57 man that's bold your youngest girlfriend 20 (LIE): Picture posted Clean shaven, Good looking chiseled chin handsome neat trimmed hair Truth: Such a old intended man with a mustache liken a 1920 criminal whisker like barbels around the mouth only got 3 teeth at bottom of his mouth Looking like some crazy big-eyed Catfish a freshwater or marine fish with, typically bottom-dwelling. In reality I am not the picture posted, I'm not that good looking really The cat fishing getting better and better fishing the Mississippi River, far below its normal level (LIE):Let's meet at a private(public) placement go on a date Signed: Austen Daniels Truth: My name is Alan Dunes Jr. …...........“And I ain't got nothing but trouble for you we're gonna hook up on Jerry Springer” GIRLFRIEND,Ya just been........... CATFISHED 05/12/18 Catfish - Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Catie Lindsey