Catfish Poems | Examples

Premium Member catfish and cattails

glistening river
catfish makes a giant splash
silent cattails

Catfish and Jack

Catfish and Jack

Here a lot. Oh, there a little. Every where there is some catfish. Here a little. Oh, there a lot, is a jack being played by that catfish. 

Jack, not again. Dude, you're such a fool. You really lack understanding. 

Oh, here a rub. Oh, there a tug. He dances at their request. Oh here a tug. Oh there a rub. He jumps at their distress. Jack, he is simply a catfish marionette. 

Dude not again. Jack your such a fool. You really do lack discernment.

Here a lot, oh there a little is always some kind of jack and some kind of catfish. Oh here a little, Oh there a lot, is that someone like Jack being played by that some kind of catfish.

Premium Member I am a Catfish afterall

I am a freshwater fish
Some of my kin have grown to ten feet
I am shrimpy compared to them
I stopped growing at six feet

I live in a place with lots of dinner
A lake that attracts worms, frogs, and rodents
Sometimes I get a duck
A duck tastes delightful!

I look fierce
With those two evil pretend canines hanging from my mouth
I am docile though
Unless you look like food
I am a catfish after all


Premium Member give the catfish some grace

a foul-mouthed catfish splashed me in the face
the water I swallowed was foul, smelled like fish
I was annoyed at the beast, wanted to kill it
it is God’s creature, give it some grace!
This was said to me by my neighbor Ms. Swish.
Who felt differently after her finger it bit.

Premium Member catfish scares himself

river catfish is startled by a splash
he dives down into the lake
hitting the natural springs
unaware he made this loud noise
with his enormous flipper of a tail

Premium Member Hold On

To love, to joy, to that verdant spring day
To catfish, Ruth, Penny and Tennessee
And even the monster that got away
You have always been there to comfort me
You've been there with me–for eternity

Cold rocks and smooth pebbles litter the shore
Gurgling along with me 'ever I go
From dawn to the swinging of my back door
You watched a carefree boy running wild–grow
Now stands an old man just watching time flow

From black tubes floating in summer time glee
To rod and line bent in thrilling tough fight
To skates flying on ice forever free
Even now you're in me holding me tight
Babbling in words through my window tonight

One moment I lay stretched out beside you
Wind tickling fresh daisies and waving rye
The sun so warm under oceans of blue
Downy clouds you slowly drifted goodbye
I didn't know then–I'd hold on 'til I die

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12-4-2022


Premium Member Another Catfish Win

The wild catfish were biting and flailing and fighting
Yes, in this marvelous river in every way so exciting!
They were savvy and thrilled to escape from the hooks.
More time to pose for National Geographic’s picture books.

We tried to wait them out, thinking we could get them in the dark.
There was a loud splash, and someone yelled “hark!”
Old fisherman Joe said, “It is the king of the catfish for sure!”
We might catch him with bait that smells a bit like manure.

We rolled the smelly bait into a tight little ball.
Baited the hook and threw it out in the squall.
It went down hard and made us all high-five and grin.
But of course, as usual, we humans lost. It was a catfish win.

Premium Member Catfish

My long run was serene,
    mostly wooded.

A short section took me
    out to the highway;
    my least favorite part.

Three narrow bridges
    to be crossed,
    traffic buzzing
    too close for comfort.

I walked the third bridge,
    up next to the rail,
    out of the way,
    with a few moments
    to just look.

There below, in the water,
    A catfish swam upstream,
    Lazily,
    Tail swishing
    back and forth,
    back fin out of the water,
    glistening, sparkling
    in the sunlight.

And I marvelled and thought,
    “Who is this for?”

And then I remembered:
    He’s watching me
    watching the fish.

And He’s never bored.

Premium Member Digesting the Past

Digesting the Past
David J Walker

Or
We can forget about it 
And start over
Telling everyone we have
Taken new names

Or
Change the number 
On our iPhones prone
To robocalls

Or
Take an alias on Twitter
Delete each other on tender
Another catfish on Snapchat

Or              
move to the mountains
through back trails that
no one knows
but everyone goes there
subconsciously

Or
	We can think about it
Forever
Slowly simmer on one bad
Summer day that 
Lead to a year of 
poor decision making

The past is past
You say though still unable to
Digest the mistakes that
	To this day still
Block your airway

Premium Member Catfish Are Jumpin'

'Yond the fields 
      of golden whey 
 A mountains- grown 
      in grayish clay 
Near it's 'neath 
      a river flows 
On bedded rocks 
      green algae grows
 Catfish' treats- 
      a tasty bite 
They eat, they jump 
      into the night 
When morning's sun 
      begins to rise 
They jump again
      to catch 'em flies

Social Catfish Com Area-Code-Information Christian, Humor-Crime-Rap, Crossover

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696
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96

Eh? woke up
this Thursday morning
with my finances
shaking the walls

some nice hoser lady
had given me a call

and left a message
right on my phone

she talked
also, very nice and slow
it was all so very proper
Don't Cha, know

she called
and,
mixed it up
like i was
in business
with Al Capone 
like it was
a for sure thing

she said
they got my
loonie and my toonie (Canada money)
and they ain't
coming, home

so i scratched
my head
right under my
toque/tuque (cap/sleeping bonnet)
and kissed
a drop of Mickey (375 ml alcohol bottle ) (don't drink yet, lol)
right, into my DOUBLE DOUBLE (Tim Hortons coffee )
and Timbit, my donuts holes

and give
that internet
a Give'r,
of, a cat call

and what the
Kerfuffle! (hell!)

"Hey" I don't know anyone
in Deloraine, Manitoba
western Canada


wow! That's so cold!

Premium Member Catfish Dinner- -

Misfit catfish 
side dish death wish


11/10/19
Written word by James Edward Lee Sr  2019

Premium Member A Rainbow Catfish

a rainbow catfish
jumps clean out of the water
showing her fierceness

The Chagrin

- A catfish, a catfish!
- It’s not.
- Why?
- It’s a king of catfishes! Good for you. Ok, put its Majesty in the boat.
The boat is anchored at the edge of the shallow water.
I, seven years old, knee-deep in water, drag my first big catfish, holding its slimy gills in my arms raised over my head, but the fishtail feels the water and, having knocked me down with a powerful strike, the king legs it…
I grew up, I caught a lot of kings, but even on the brink of death I will feel the chagrin.

Premium Member Buttercup Catfish Marmalade In Spades

Buttercup catfish, marmalade in spades 
Math scores come in scribbles called student grades 
Mutter sup fly fish, warlocks are outraged, 
Path doors run in nibbles, unholy paged. 
Silly verses delight in unannounced way, 
Top hats and top coats, swinging in the sway 
Dilly purses inspect a spectacular song 
Mop heads and billy goats doing nothing wrong. 
Pancakes with peanut butter, dancing on the roof. 
Man makes his fun while trying to appear aloof 
Friends spinning topple toys, sweet with whipping cream. 
Wishes and lollipops stripe your blissful dreams. 
Pink lemonade cake with marshmallow icing 
Link cuckoo birds with yellow crackle slicing 
Happy friendly kitten hearts sleeping in well-lit shade 
This poem is for fun probably second or third grade

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