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Premium Member 'gone Phishing' - Trawling the Net For Evil Catfish
Computer catfish anglers
Are out phising every second, day and night
Trawling the world wide web with baited hook
For innocent victims to catch
Internet sites such as Facebook and Twitter
Supply them with constant schools of fish
How easily they reel in trusting people with their deception
 
Can you be...

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Categories: catfish, computer, dark, evil, internet,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member A Rainbow Catfish
a rainbow catfish
jumps clean out of the water
showing her fierceness...

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Categories: catfish, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Haiku
Yellow Catfish
Yellow Catfish

The man who tells me he loves me is saying those same words to someone else. I met him on the internet dating site although I knew it was not right.  Misery, company and I did it again. I got hooked by a...

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Categories: catfish, imagery, yellow,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Catfish
They met a few years ago
On a Texas Hold'em site
Cautious to exchange info

Wanted a few hours of fun
Play cards, laughter and flirting
Profiles had lives of their own

Elderly Jack and Lucille
At night young Zac and Camille
Sexy pics no way were real

They soon fell for each other
Poker...

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Categories: catfish, fantasy, feelings, fishing, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Catfish Tales
It was me and my uncle Buster
having dinner at Pearl's Lunchenette.
The sun was as high
as merange on the pie,
'twas a day that I shant soon forget.
Across from us sat old man Dauber,
addressing a man at his side,
describing a big Flathead Catfish
with his hands more than...

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© Wayne Sapp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: catfish, funny, old, old,
Form: Rhyme
Catfish
Catfish wears his straw
hat
sits on the front porch
cussing

He feeds along
the bottom of the creek
gathering what he can
for supper

Sings his song....

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Categories: catfish, art,
Form: Free verse



Catfish

Cautiously I wade 
Through shallow waters at dawn
Minnows tickle me
My fishing hole waits for me
catfish jump with the sunrise...

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Categories: catfish, adventure, nature, sports,
Form: Tanka
Codie and the Catfish
I was on my way to school when it happened.
     You see, I never miss school and for me,
playing hooky has an entirely different meaning!

Well,
I was scrounging up some lunch along the way. 
By the by, the Mississippi river is a...

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Categories: catfish, cute, fish, fun, humorous,
Form: Personification
Premium Member Shocking Catfish
electric catfish
defend with power discharge
shock to capture prey


April 20, 2018

haiku Contest
By Mick Talbot
Theme - Fish
Seventh Place...

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Categories: catfish, fish, water,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Catfish
Online:Profile

(LIE):  "Hi! I am a single man, Bachelor clean shaven not even a mustache"
Truth:  I'm a cheat, dirty soiled minimal waged job go-tee liken a cat or muskrat
(LIE):  Born in Saint Louis Missouri Own my Marketing Company
Truth: Birth in Caviler, Mississippi 2...

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Categories: catfish, abuse, angst, anxiety, depression,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Catfish
Catfish are very funny looking  
They have two whiskers, don't ask me how 
Their tails are short and have no hair 
And they never say meow
 
Their diet consist of many things 
Worms, fish, and some day old chicken liver 
A taste for spiders...

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Categories: catfish, fish,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Catfish
Catfish I love is on a plate
	with tartar sauce, french fries, and slaw;
	but I despise the type that trolls
	online, those pervs who break the law
	and tell some trusting kid, “I’m twelve,
	like YOU! I live right by the park
	near you. Let’s meet there by the bridge.
	You’ll...

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Categories: catfish, evil,
Form: Rhyme
Catfish Fry
vacant distant stare
severed head gasping for air…
hushpuppies to share...

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Categories: catfish, animals, food
Form: Haiku
Premium Member The Cat and the Fish
A cat jumped in the river
to meet a fellow fish,
he wanted to be like them
it was his only wish.

He figured he could do it
he had everything it takes,
with whiskers on his front parts
and a tail a catfish makes.

He swam down to the bottom
while holding in...

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Categories: catfish, allegory, animal, cat, fate,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Muddy Water's Gramma Gave Us Licorice
Muddy Water's Gramma gave us licorice

I walked the old Kenwood neighborhood with my twin little brother and sister in tow,
'hold there hands and look both ways before you cross the street'
No use trying to talk my way out, knew it was the only way mom...

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Categories: catfish, blue, dark, fish, halloween,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry