Best Catfish Poems
'gone Phishing' - Trawling the Net For Evil CatfishComputer catfish anglers
Are out phising every second, day and night
Trawling the world wide web with baited hook
For innocent victims to catch
Internet sites such as Facebook and Twitter
Supply them with constant schools of fish
How easily they reel in trusting people with their deception
Can you be...
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Categories:
catfish, computer, dark, evil, internet,
Form:
Acrostic
A Rainbow Catfisha rainbow catfish
jumps clean out of the water
showing her fierceness...
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Categories:
catfish, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Haiku
Yellow CatfishYellow Catfish
The man who tells me he loves me is saying those same words to someone else. I met him on the internet dating site although I knew it was not right. Misery, company and I did it again. I got hooked by a...
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Categories:
catfish, imagery, yellow,
Form:
Rhyme
CatfishThey met a few years ago
On a Texas Hold'em site
Cautious to exchange info
Wanted a few hours of fun
Play cards, laughter and flirting
Profiles had lives of their own
Elderly Jack and Lucille
At night young Zac and Camille
Sexy pics no way were real
They soon fell for each other
Poker...
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Categories:
catfish, fantasy, feelings, fishing, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Catfish TalesIt was me and my uncle Buster
having dinner at Pearl's Lunchenette.
The sun was as high
as merange on the pie,
'twas a day that I shant soon forget.
Across from us sat old man Dauber,
addressing a man at his side,
describing a big Flathead Catfish
with his hands more than...
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Categories:
catfish, funny, old, old,
Form:
Rhyme
CatfishCatfish wears his straw
hat
sits on the front porch
cussing
He feeds along
the bottom of the creek
gathering what he can
for supper
Sings his song....
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Categories:
catfish, art,
Form:
Free verse
Catfish
Cautiously I wade
Through shallow waters at dawn
Minnows tickle me
My fishing hole waits for me
catfish jump with the sunrise...
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Categories:
catfish, adventure, nature, sports,
Form:
Tanka
Codie and the CatfishI was on my way to school when it happened.
You see, I never miss school and for me,
playing hooky has an entirely different meaning!
Well,
I was scrounging up some lunch along the way.
By the by, the Mississippi river is a...
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Categories:
catfish, cute, fish, fun, humorous,
Form:
Personification
Shocking Catfishelectric catfish
defend with power discharge
shock to capture prey
April 20, 2018
haiku Contest
By Mick Talbot
Theme - Fish
Seventh Place...
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Categories:
catfish, fish, water,
Form:
Haiku
CatfishOnline:Profile
(LIE): "Hi! I am a single man, Bachelor clean shaven not even a mustache"
Truth: I'm a cheat, dirty soiled minimal waged job go-tee liken a cat or muskrat
(LIE): Born in Saint Louis Missouri Own my Marketing Company
Truth: Birth in Caviler, Mississippi 2...
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Categories:
catfish, abuse, angst, anxiety, depression,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
CatfishCatfish are very funny looking
They have two whiskers, don't ask me how
Their tails are short and have no hair
And they never say meow
Their diet consist of many things
Worms, fish, and some day old chicken liver
A taste for spiders...
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Categories:
catfish, fish,
Form:
Rhyme
CatfishCatfish I love is on a plate
with tartar sauce, french fries, and slaw;
but I despise the type that trolls
online, those pervs who break the law
and tell some trusting kid, “I’m twelve,
like YOU! I live right by the park
near you. Let’s meet there by the bridge.
You’ll...
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Categories:
catfish, evil,
Form:
Rhyme
Catfish Fryvacant distant stare
severed head gasping for air…
hushpuppies to share...
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Categories:
catfish, animals, food
Form:
Haiku
The Cat and the FishA cat jumped in the river
to meet a fellow fish,
he wanted to be like them
it was his only wish.
He figured he could do it
he had everything it takes,
with whiskers on his front parts
and a tail a catfish makes.
He swam down to the bottom
while holding in...
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Categories:
catfish, allegory, animal, cat, fate,
Form:
Rhyme
Muddy Water's Gramma Gave Us LicoriceMuddy Water's Gramma gave us licorice
I walked the old Kenwood neighborhood with my twin little brother and sister in tow,
'hold there hands and look both ways before you cross the street'
No use trying to talk my way out, knew it was the only way mom...
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Categories:
catfish, blue, dark, fish, halloween,
Form:
Free verse