Carbs Poems - Poems about Carbs

I cut some carbs From the home team They were dead weight If you know what I mean They took their at bats But were never a hit Since they turned fat And slowed me a bit Yet it wasn’t easy Shedding the weight Of seasoned players Who came to the plate But now we’re leaner And back in the game Where losing is winning In our hall of fame ...

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Have some more scones with jam and cream, And a mound of spuds for tea, Then you'll find your obesity, With them carbs will be your mortality, It is your responsibility, To limit your own gluttony, There are, indeed, bad calories, Carboholics eat too much, you see!...

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Lots of people watch their carbs. I guess I watch them, too, As they proceed from plate to fork And in my mouth to chew. I don't care much for protein And most healthy foods I'll skip Except for certain veggies Seared in oil or used to dip. But give me bread or pasta, Pizza, muffins, beer and fries And I'll indulge and luckily, I won't...

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cup me in some sweet condolences leave me dusted in saccharin after honey licks there on your lips autumn burst fruits and bruises my blush of knowing too much my rush of tasting enough to be hooked on your liqueur lips. granulated resistance spent. echo. fullness empties, echo. post coitus tristesse, echo sugar the fruits' echo...

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Very low carb diet is any diet requires less than 50 grams of carbohydrate per day Eating a healthy diet on this level of carbohydrate restriction is impossible If you tried You’d be eliminating too many foods rich in vitamins Minerals Fiber and cancer fighters Getting essential nutrients from foods is always better than getting it from supplements Moderately low-carbohydrate diet Such...

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