Carbs Poems - Poems about Carbs

...Dam these holidays eating carbs by the spoonful season of regret......Read the rest...

...Season of regret eating carbs by the spoonful damn these holidays......Read the rest...

... I cut some carbs From the home team They were dead weight If you know what I mean They took their at bats But were never a hit Since they turned fat And slowed me a bit Yet it wasn’t ea......Read the rest...

...Started a new diet yesterday Doc said I can’t keep living this way I’ve got high blood pressure and cholesterol He said I’m lucky to be alive at all Was rambling about my A1C Diabetic is where......Read the rest...

..."I'm a sucker for fries. It's definitely one of my biggest vices. My biggest savory vice for sure." - Shenae Grimes So many tasty foods there are with salty or spicy flavor. A chees......Read the rest...

...love doesn't have to be so hard for someone who has traded skies of it, and love doesn't have to be so hard for someone who has driven waters way below the bars, and I tell you, that love hasn't be......Read the rest...

...If I sleep tonight What can I make of tomorrow As my mind whirrs in and whirrs out But I'm still made time for How do I categorise this mood Perhaps melancholy There's surely been a time and pl......Read the rest...

...Sandwich We are meat We are cheese We are trapped inbetween Undesirable carbs Of dementia and teen We want to be tasty Be nutritionally good But I'd revise this recipe If I thought tha......Read the rest...

...I think I’ve gone on nearly every diet know to woman. My journey started after age fourteen. Before then, I was like a fan of “eat all that you can.” Sparse eating days were far and few between. ......Read the rest...

...**Parody time! Please open your hymnals to "He Lives" as this what you can sing this parody to the tune too. I eat a deep dish pizza, it's in my mouth right now. I know that it is tasty, despi......Read the rest...

...I used to like barbells, enjoyed pumping iron, my Nautilus* gym was one happy environ. Those posters of 6-packs and marbled biceps inspired me to start counting carbs, pounds, and reps. M......Read the rest...

...I thought about these moments of suspension when everything ends or has a break the day gives up hurting and the night comes the ones that are birds give up their place to the drunks and to thos......Read the rest...

...Saltine crackers have become my worst enemy Add that to my rapidly-growing list of “do-not-eats” Along with many common foods I considered treats Salt, sugar, and fats, in general, are my archenem......Read the rest...

...Carrying that extra weight on me Doctor’s order, to cut my calories Boiled eggs and a orange juice Fewer carbs now on my plate An apple now, my lunch date Soup and salads are my fate Totalling ......Read the rest...

...She goes well with everything Give me my carbs please Butter? Sure. Marmalade? Yes! Puffy and tasty! Warm and whistling hot. Comfort food. Bread.......Read the rest...