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Capers Poems - Poems about Capers


Are My Poems Somewhat Corny?
I speak in parables and occasionally tell lies, Holy scriptures housing flames as rolling papers, Spent a few nights eating nothing but salt from shakers. Used to pray for the light but now disrespect favours, Pay off my therapist when I need a compliment on my behaviour. Yeah, Sugar crystal bites and a diet of capers, When...

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Categories: capers, absence, abuse,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member CLERIHEW CAPERS
a short comical     nonsensical verse rhyming couplets   of unequal length a notable person   in view A bio   on which to chew in an absurd light perhaps   with a tortuous bite...

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Categories: capers, poetry, word play,
Form: Ekphrasis



Premium Member Comedy capers
Zelensky went to Canada, in short.? He looked a goose.' A c grade at comedy And Z at ever talking truth And while he was in parliament..) A nazi he did meet, invited in by un-trud'eau There was a chat, and greet' in an ante Chamber, before the big main.show' Then it all got airtime, and trudy got the pain' We...

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Categories: capers, education, endurance, voyage,
Form: Rhyme
Camping Capers
When my family went camping on the farm, we were blown away by its rural charm. Beautiful views of rolling hills and pastures green, It was a sight that just had to be seen. We pitched our tents down by the small creek, the kids went splashing, having fun all through the week. There was also the campfire, for when it...

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Categories: capers, adventure, animal, appreciation, family,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Commenting Capers
Oh..without approval, we think we shall all but die.. Thus, writing comments, till sunrise is just about all night? A backslapping poetic troupe some be. When did the Creator say,” honor each poet, far more than me? “ These poets, are but Avatars that you breathed life into. You know them not, nor do they know you. A mythical relationship in a poetry zoo! ...

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Categories: capers, internet, poets,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Capitol Hill Capers
Beautiful, yet so utterly vile! Congress shut down, hiding, plotting. The destruction of this country and its President. Under the glitzy costume of a Virus you came. Unabashedly shredding the Bill of Rights. Joyfully, slamming churches and synagogues tight. You vampires on the Hill~ Destroying the Republic, the lives of its people. To the great god, Socialism, you plan a building with a shining...

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Categories: capers, america, political,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Cartoon Capers
ON DISPLAY. Thomas Rowlandson His gentle mockery- subtle use of pun- a cartoon gallery of plain bawdy fun a re-post ekphrasis inspired by theme of Laura's contest...

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Categories: capers, art,
Form: Ekphrasis
Courtroom Capers
In the witness box pathologist Cox a seasoned witness quick on the draw the lawyer, no rookie a rather tough cookie with a weak defense was clutching at straw As a last resort: "Your post-mortem report shows the deceased resisted attack." "Surprisingly, M'Lord he looked rather bored and certainly gave me no flak. "His eyes were closed he pretended to doze or already in Dead People's Land." As...

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Categories: capers, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Honeymoon Capers
~Honeymoon Capers~ The big day arrived and we couldn’t wait We were old fashioned and there was no horse after the gate The wedding went off with nary a hitch A few gate crashers but we didn’t b i t c h . * The honeymoon night, boy what a thrill The emotions it caused are with us both still While showering...

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Categories: capers, funny, me, husband, night,
Form: Quatrain
Capers of Careless Humans
Scattered plastic battles and yesterday's newspapers weren't tossed by a capricious wind, blame this on the capers of careless humans. I angrily watch them dispose of them where they sit.... on the seats of buses and trains as they stand up and rush out; cities have their problems and littering increases abuse... would anyone thinking of some kind of haven, do that...

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Categories: capers, allegory, fear, food, health,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Fun Capers With Scooby Doo
~Fun capers of Scooby the Doobie Doo, Created, written by Glenn Leopoid, Scooby must go on for humor pursue, Most always in spooky ghost episode. ~Now when conversation would turned quite bleak, Spin sliver screen Scooby, like car Daewoo. While spinning feet of Scooby Doo’s doeth...

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Categories: capers, funny
Form: Sonnet
Capers of Life
Kapriolen des Lebens / Capers of Life / Las cabriolas de vida Kapriolen des Lebens Genauso wie fernes Irrlicht In Vergangenheit The capers of life Like a far distant ghost light In those bygone times Cabriolas de vida Luz fantasma lejano En tiempos pasados...

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Categories: capers, philosophy
Form: Senryu

Book: Reflection on the Important Things