Animal Candy Poems

Come one, come all, down to the Candy Cat Paw!
The most fabulous kitty store in old Arkansas.
We have Animal Twists and Meow Mix too.
Mom and...

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Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top...

spry buck analogous to energizing bunny 
jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus.

Home on the range 
cacophony quite absurd
PlayBoy Bunny herd
and felt ingratiatingly...

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wagging tail brown eyes
treat inspiring candy cries
cold out warm inside...

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Delivering the candy gumdrops and such
Throwing out chocolate to the rabbit hutch
With the help of the red-eyed Amazon frog
We roll out a caramel and nut...

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    Ballerina barre bob, white stocking wings whir
    Mushroom plume tutu trails translucent steam
    Sticky foot...

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Long days gone hazy
Maybe due to my crazy
I see deep into my mind
Where nobody else will find
A place of memories gone so wild
Some are of...

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little buck would have been more formidable without the head gear
where do you suppose he found that? the guests asked each other
he’s a lodge favorite,...

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The Cat

Sleek and soft, 
with mighty..., fierce claws. 
Not a friend to birds, 
of any kind. 

Mischievous, carnivorous, 
and a wanderer of the dark. 
Yet...

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Gummy bear! Gummy bear!
Gummy gummy gummy bear!
Dropped you down my underwear!
Sticky sticky gummy bear!...

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Valentine's Day 2021

Yours truly not necessarily
romantic fellow at heart
more accurately methinks myself
lame and inadequate sorry excuse
for reasonably rhyming spouse,
but courtesy after sipping

(née - chugging away
like...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Wolves were wandering all alone 
At home 
On a Sunday AM morning 
Goodies empty in their storing 
Feeling pretty dandy 
But there was this craving...

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Candy-stripe wallpaper
bloody red carpet
My cat put one paw in
and backed out

Never try to settle a fight  in there

Honey  I think the room was...

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I want to play but you say "shoo!"
So I left something in your shoe.

           I...

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I know I belong to a wicked witch

but I keep secret an ironic glitch

that makes me better suited to a nun -

I wish Halloween to...

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