Get Your Premium Membership

Caddy Poems - Poems about Caddy

About gods of timing belts and spark plugs
...“Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate", most frequently translated as "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here". A. Dante, 14th century Italian poet They sway the power over mere mortals They drop ......

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, car, humor, humorous, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member sue is such a sap
...Sue’s nine-year-old husky Blue wanted to drive she laughed and said “not while I’m alive!” The next time I saw them, he was in her lap. Driving her Caddy; she said “I am such a sap!” Her children......

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, dog,
Form: Rhyme



Dead Man's Chorus
...I roll slow through these streets, where the whores work for tips and the blood leaks. Money, a sad joke, hard to keep, I pay the rent, but sleep comes cheap. Caddy cruisin’, windows down, the......

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Life and Times of a 'Pro Jock'
... His spine curves right, then left one shoulder lower than another A hitch and a wobble in his gait couple shots of whiskey tempt fate A caddy, he calls himself a ‘pro ......

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, destiny, drink, golf, pain,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member my mother shouted 'do you want a coffee?' just as a bloke was teeing off on the first hole
...bizarre stuff in fact, she'd never visited a golf course before in fact, as i took my daughter to the clubhouse toilet i held the door open for her the contents of the coffee was all over t......

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, absence, anger,
Form: Free verse



Pill Caddy Days
...No longer in the workforce big changes to my ways, not something I am use to my life, a brand new phase. Lots of time, but no money, a tricky lifestyle maze the months, they change, seem swif......

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, change, retirement,
Form: Rhyme
Tyke Voices
...She grabbed at the quarter full pop bottle neck, cream soda from Marsh’s, and held like a truncheon, in the harshest of voices produced an otherworldly sound, GETOUT!! “Give me a chance” and h......

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, anger,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Caddy Duchamp
...we’re in France fantasy France good ball I like France hand wobble your the champ I’m your Caddy good ball It’s DuChamp Cause we’re in France Call me Caddy DuChamp…........

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, boxing day ,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Life Can Be Captured Never the Soul
...I TURNED OFF MY MOBILE AND LEFT IT AT HOME. I WAS FEELING SO FREE I STARTED TO ROAM. SIXTY FIVE CADDY WITH NO TRACKING DEVICE OUT ON THE ROAD AND IT REALLY FEELS NICE. WORLD SURVEILLANCE ......

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, creation, freedom, future, identity,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Replacing Divots
...three ducks paddling 300 yards, dogleg left ……..no short game a feral cat digging in the sand trap ……..replacing divots an old dog ......

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, animal, golf, humor, sports,
Form: Senryu
Foot In Mouth Disease
...Anyone who’s picked up clubs and played out on a golf course, will know there’s times they lose their cool but later show remorse, but rarely do when following a wayward group who’s bloody slow, a......

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, golf, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Surveillance Camera
...i need to stop frowning and epitomizing and sell this Caddy to the Cardinal trying to let it miss your attention won't fly since writing is speech even if somewhat removed or fit only for bouncy ......

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Suzanne the Killer Caddy
...I climb in Suzanne, She ain't no hippy van, She's rusty and forgotten Her soul is slightly rotten But I believe she's grand. I turn the key and roar her Then I beg her like a schnorrer Won'......

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, car, death, horror, murder,
Form: Lyric
Paddy
...There was an old leprechaun named Paddy, Who carried his gold in a hand caddy. There was just not a lot, To store inside a pot. That rainbow-less leprechaun named Paddy!......

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, funny, ireland, poetry, rainbow,
Form: Limerick
Paddy
...There was an old leprechaun named Paddy, Who carried his gold in a hand caddy. There was just not a lot, To store inside a pot. That rainbow-less leprechaun named Paddy!......

Continue reading...
Categories: caddy, ireland, old, rainbow,
Form: Limerick

Related Poems


Book: Reflection on the Important Things