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Replacing Divots

three ducks paddling 300 yards, dogleg left ……..no short game a feral cat digging in the sand trap ……..replacing divots an old dog lays on the first tee ………..licking his balls the golf ball smiled the golfer slammed his club ……the caddy smiled back he addressed the ball not knowing where it would go ……no return address a blind approach shot swinging from the hips ………a gaggle of geese the nineteenth hole burgers, fries, beers and BS ………lies about lies John G. Lawless ©2/20/2022

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Date: 2/27/2022 3:40:00 PM
This is hilarious "an old dog lays on the first tee ………..licking his balls"
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Date: 2/13/2022 8:52:00 PM
Sounds like a reprise of my four summers as a caddy. Thanks for the fond memories. ~ Fore!
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Date: 2/11/2022 6:25:00 PM
very amusing!!
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