Short Caddy Poems

Caddy cat are you chewing the head
Of a rat or is it a bat


By Robb A. Kopp...

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Clerihew—

WRITING THRU TYGER WOODS

Tiger,Tiger, burning bright--
Man of iron , get it right.
If temptation‘s in your face
Putt a caddy in your place....

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There once was a golfer named Natty
Who hired a young caddy called Patty
Patty loved gossip
Natty said 'Stop it!'
'Just caddy! You're driving me batty!'...

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Though English girls play with their dolls
A Scot lass just loves stroking balls
'tis a sight to be seen
When they're out on the green
You see how their tea caddy falls...

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There was an old leprechaun named Paddy,
Who carried his gold in a hand caddy.
There was just not a lot,
To store inside a pot.
That rainbow-less leprechaun named Paddy!...

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There was an old leprechaun named Paddy,
Who carried his gold in a hand caddy.
There was just not a lot,
To store inside a pot.
That rainbow-less leprechaun named Paddy!...

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There once was a young Leprechaun Paddy,
who it's said was the spit of his Daddy.
With orange skin and red hair,
he looked really rare.
Like Trump when he was a wee caddy....

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we’re in France
fantasy France 
good ball
I like France 
hand wobble 
your the champ
I’m your Caddy
good ball
It’s DuChamp
Cause we’re in France 
Call me Caddy DuChamp….....

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"What did you do in the big war, Daddy?"

   (Is often asked by a soldier's laddie.)

      "I'm proud you asked me that son;

         I packed a golf bag and gun,

           Since I was the Gen'ral's guard and caddy!"...

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Sue’s nine-year-old husky Blue wanted to drive
she laughed and said “not while I’m alive!”
The next time I saw them, he was in her lap.
Driving her Caddy; she said “I am such a sap!”
Her children have all bested her in many ways too.
A really weak sister is my neighbor Sue....

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Tiger Woods
    By Victoria Anderson-Throop

What a hero-- Tiger Woods--
He sells golf and sporting goods.
Chases ladies in the night
Tells kids not to curse or fight

Tiger, Tiger burning bright--
You must learn to play it right.
When temptation’s in your face
Putt a caddy in your place....

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We locked eyes
You stared into my soul
We exchange numbers

Wild nights 
Pimp caddy turned out
Humid steamy nights

Memorize on you 
My love screaming
Inside of me

Years later still,
Still come to as one
Your soul give me a rush

Lovers in the parking lot
Chemistry unexplainable 
Can't get over you...

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dang plank driver.cadiver dawg.log truck burnin left of course.worse still was bill 
bradley,an over paid caddy.daddy dearest must have beard us.lust that he 
isnt,pension plans in hands,dandylions fightin over which is worst.cursed that 
they are,your a star if your trouble.luck on the hubble.no psychic ability out there.to 
all liberals....

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No longer in the workforce
big changes to my ways,
not something I am use to
my life, a brand new phase.

Lots of time, but no money,
a tricky lifestyle maze
the months, they change, seem swiftly
in my sedentary haze.

Must look for a solution
perhaps some games to play
as hours pass, they're fleeting,
my pill caddy tracks the days!...

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That's my mom
Foot on running board
Big, black,1937 Caddy
Huge headlights
Spare tires in fenders
Cigarette in hand
Stylishly dressed
Turban and flowing pants
Big smile
Clyde's Bonnie never looked so good
...Great photo

Here she is again
50's drab house dress
Cigarette in hand
Expressionless
My mom
...Sad photo

Posted 10/20/19...

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Premium members
can read the words below that
you see as three x's

There once was a French
girl named Nanc who set sail from
the west coast of xxx

Seven sisters swam
in a race, but only one
finished in first xxx

Cym went to the store
to buy shoes—but instead bought
two liters of xxx

I saw her today
at the reception, waiting
for her xxx

Drey was driving her
Lexus when she saw the sign,
"Don't mess with xxx!"

Rhonda was riding
in a Caddy driven by
her Sugar xxx...

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