Short Caddy Poems
Short Caddy Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Caddy by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Caddy by length and keyword.
Clerihew—
WRITING THRU TYGER WOODS
Tiger,Tiger, burning bright--
Man of iron , get it right.
If temptation‘s in your face
Putt a caddy in your place.
Categories:
caddy, people, satire,
Form:
Clerihew
There once was a golfer named Natty
Who hired a young caddy called Patty
Patty loved gossip
Natty said 'Stop it!'
'Just caddy! You're driving me batty!'
Categories:
caddy, funny, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Though English girls play with their dolls
A Scot lass just loves stroking balls
'tis a sight to be seen
When they're out on the green
You see how their tea caddy falls
Categories:
caddy, sports,
Form:
Limerick
There was an old leprechaun named Paddy,
Who carried his gold in a hand caddy.
There was just not a lot,
To store inside a pot.
That rainbow-less leprechaun named Paddy!
Categories:
caddy, ireland, old, rainbow,
Form:
Limerick
There was an old leprechaun named Paddy,
Who carried his gold in a hand caddy.
There was just not a lot,
To store inside a pot.
That rainbow-less leprechaun named Paddy!
Categories:
caddy, funny, ireland, poetry, rainbow,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a young Leprechaun Paddy,
who it's said was the spit of his Daddy.
With orange skin and red hair,
he looked really rare.
Like Trump when he was a wee caddy.
Categories:
caddy, fairy, humorous, parody,
Form:
Limerick
we’re in France
fantasy France
good ball
I like France
hand wobble
your the champ
I’m your Caddy
good ball
It’s DuChamp
Cause we’re in France
Call me Caddy DuChamp…..
Categories:
caddy, boxing day ,
Form:
Free verse
"What did you do in the big war, Daddy?"
(Is often asked by a soldier's laddie.)
"I'm proud you asked me that son;
I packed a golf bag and gun,
Since I was the Gen'ral's guard and caddy!"
Categories:
caddy, golf, humorous, war,
Form:
Limerick
Sue’s nine-year-old husky Blue wanted to drive
she laughed and said “not while I’m alive!”
The next time I saw them, he was in her lap.
Driving her Caddy; she said “I am such a sap!”
Her children have all bested her in many ways too.
A really weak sister is my neighbor Sue.
Categories:
caddy, dog,
Form:
Rhyme
Tiger Woods
By Victoria Anderson-Throop
What a hero-- Tiger Woods--
He sells golf and sporting goods.
Chases ladies in the night
Tells kids not to curse or fight
Tiger, Tiger burning bright--
You must learn to play it right.
When temptation’s in your face
Putt a caddy in your place.
Categories:
caddy, satire, tiger,
Form:
Rhyme
We locked eyes
You stared into my soul
We exchange numbers
Wild nights
Pimp caddy turned out
Humid steamy nights
Memorize on you
My love screaming
Inside of me
Years later still,
Still come to as one
Your soul give me a rush
Lovers in the parking lot
Chemistry unexplainable
Can't get over you
Categories:
caddy, cute love, how i feel, soulmate,
Form:
Free verse
dang plank driver.cadiver dawg.log truck burnin left of course.worse still was bill
bradley,an over paid caddy.daddy dearest must have beard us.lust that he
isnt,pension plans in hands,dandylions fightin over which is worst.cursed that
they are,your a star if your trouble.luck on the hubble.no psychic ability out there.to
all liberals.
Categories:
caddy, faith,
Form:
ABC
No longer in the workforce
big changes to my ways,
not something I am use to
my life, a brand new phase.
Lots of time, but no money,
a tricky lifestyle maze
the months, they change, seem swiftly
in my sedentary haze.
Must look for a solution
perhaps some games to play
as hours pass, they're fleeting,
my pill caddy tracks the days!
Categories:
caddy, change, retirement,
Form:
Rhyme
That's my mom
Foot on running board
Big, black,1937 Caddy
Huge headlights
Spare tires in fenders
Cigarette in hand
Stylishly dressed
Turban and flowing pants
Big smile
Clyde's Bonnie never looked so good
...Great photo
Here she is again
50's drab house dress
Cigarette in hand
Expressionless
My mom
...Sad photo
Posted 10/20/19
Categories:
caddy, car, clothes, imagery, mom, sad,
Form:
Free verse
Chad, a lopsided bird had a shoulder that popped up
The other one held him down when he went to sup
Why am I so asymmetrical? He asked his birdy daddy.
No idea, his dad said. Want to be my caddy?
His dad was a golfer, and symmetrical too.
His mother was teensy lopsided, her name was Lu.
His sister was symmetrical like their dad.
I guess I could carry your clubs, said lopsided Chad.
Categories:
caddy, bird,
Form:
Rhyme
Winnie learned all about fixing motors from her daddy.
She had tuned up six Fords, two Chevys and a Caddy.
Daddy got her a jalopy of her own when she was sixteen.
She took it all apart, so it would be oiled up and clean.
Labelled the parts as they came out one by one.
Winnie’s mother threw up her hands. Said “this is no fun!”
Her daddy was delighted, and excited to see his girl enjoy….
Her first car ever; which she treated like her favorite toy.
Categories:
caddy, car,
Form:
Rhyme
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There once was a French
girl named Nanc who set sail from
the west coast of ***
Seven sisters swam
in a race, but only one
finished in first ***
Cym went to the store
to buy shoes—but instead bought
two liters of ***
I saw her today
at the reception, waiting
for her ***
Drey was driving her
Lexus when she saw the sign,
"Don't mess with ***!"
Rhonda was riding
in a Caddy driven by
her Sugar ***
Categories:
caddy, poems,
Form:
Haiku