Best Caddy Poems

On either side
Of a crowded family dinner table 
There are signs of ambition and resentment
Success and failure
Marked by those who pass
The plate
And those who only...

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Thirsty

I could tell right away he was up ta sum thin.
I could see it in doze beady eyes!
His wordz were smooth in a snake like...

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Tiger Woods
    By Victoria Anderson-Throop

What a hero-- Tiger Woods--
He sells golf and sporting goods.
Chases ladies in the night
Tells kids not to curse...

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Clerihew—

WRITING THRU TYGER WOODS

Tiger,Tiger, burning bright--
Man of iron , get it right.
If temptation‘s in your face
Putt a caddy in your place....

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Dedicated to My Daddy, My Father, My Dad


Eighteen years of grieving tears have not ceased my missing of you, Daddy!

Daily, I speak prayers aloud, asking...

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Zany insanity,
he’s a buffoon from the moon-
Quipster and hipster,
he’s a complicated pantaloon.
Prankster gangster,
tactless with madness-
Wisecracker and entertainer
is he fun, or full of sadness? 

He’s humorous...

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She grabbed at the quarter full pop bottle neck, 
cream soda from Marsh’s,
and held like a truncheon, in the harshest
of voices 
produced an otherworldly sound,...

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I'm painting up my face and nails 
with just a touch of teen.
Cos' Mama's inspection never fails;
of child and adult I'm in between.

Daddy answers the...

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Ode to the Senior Golfer

Pitch and putt I never worried about
‘cause all my drives were long and stout
Now off the tee it doesn’t fly so...

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We locked eyes
You stared into my soul
We exchange numbers

Wild nights 
Pimp caddy turned out
Humid steamy nights

Memorize on you 
My love screaming
Inside of me

Years later still,
Still...

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There once was a golfer named Natty
Who hired a young caddy called Patty
Patty loved gossip
Natty said 'Stop it!'
'Just caddy! You're driving me batty!'...

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"What did you do in the big war, Daddy?"

   (Is often asked by a soldier's laddie.)

      "I'm proud...

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When I was a child
My father told me
Of a wondrous creature
He'd seen in the sea.

In Lake Okanogan
Ogopogo's the feature
But here on our coast
We have our...

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Hattie gladly had a fatty patty.
If a bad fatty patty had Hattie,
That fatty patty would’ve made Hattie batty;
But, Hattie had a rad fatty patty!
The fad-clad...

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what is my purpose in this thing they call life

i have tried to commit suicide but it seem i didn't die

i'm on the edge of...

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