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I swung with a vengeance but missed that damned fly The breeze I’d created caused him to pass by My electric racquet in underarm mode Still failed to make that bluebottle explode It filled me with hate as it buzzed round my plate I swung and I swung and became more irate That foul little demon was soon to be...

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Categories: buzz off, humorous, insect,
Form: Rhyme
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My head is spinning so fast it will not stop, It's whizzing around like a spinning top. My brain is buzzing like a bee, I'm going so fast I cannot see. I feel so tired I want to drop....

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Categories: buzz off, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Buzz Off - Bawdy Limerick
At picnics Sue's legs are akimbo No panties, but Sue ain't no bimbo It keeps pesky flies Landing on our pies Our days out are never in limbo! Your best New Limerick Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 02/03/20...

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Categories: buzz off, food, humorous, insect,
Form: Limerick
Buzz Off Words To a Spider
A silver spider spied a golden fly, and to it most amorously did sigh: "O most glorious of flies! What fine wings you have, what eyes! No earthly thing shows beauty more. I shall weave in silver thread a garb for you, a vestment fair, that we be forever wed, a common destiny to share....

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Categories: buzz off, allegory, identity, insect,
Form: Light Verse
Buzz Off
If I were a bee With only one bite I’d consider very carefully Your most suitable site Should I go round Should I go flat Or perhaps should I go for What I’m looking straight at Contrary to what You may feel about me My sting is in fact A gratuity It’s not out of malice Or anger or hate But a small memento Of my psychological state Depending of course On...

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Categories: buzz off, yellow,
Form: Light Verse




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