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BUZZ OFF - BAWDY LIMERICK

At picnics Sue's legs are akimbo No panties, but Sue ain't no bimbo It keeps pesky flies Landing on our pies Our days out are never in limbo! Your best New Limerick Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 02/03/20

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Date: 2/25/2020 1:11:00 PM
This is so great. I'll have to give up pies for now. Hahaha!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/3/2020 12:43:00 PM
thanks Jean:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/19/2020 7:43:00 PM
Did Sue work at Greggs the Bakers Jan. Lol
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:16:00 PM
lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/12/2020 1:23:00 PM
Absolutely hilarious! Congrats on your win!!:)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:16:00 PM
thanks Krish:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/11/2020 4:07:00 PM
Lol! Jan, What a bawdy and fun write! Congratulations on your fine win. Have a good day:-) Alexis
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:16:00 PM
thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/11/2020 3:43:00 PM
oh my, bawdy indeed, dear jan. Congratulations!!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:17:00 PM
thanks Andrea I do try and write bawdy in the title so folk can decide if they want to read it lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/10/2020 6:40:00 PM
Congrats on your podium finish, Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:19:00 PM
thanks so much Line:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/10/2020 4:43:00 PM
LOL...Great limerick, Jan. Congrats on your 2nd place win...hugs // Charlie xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:19:00 PM
thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/10/2020 2:28:00 PM
Jan, congratulations on your podium placement with your funny bawdy limerick! :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:20:00 PM
thanks so much for inspiring my muse to come out to play - I love your limerick contests:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/10/2020 1:34:00 PM
Congrats on you big win! Hugs, Carolyn
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:22:00 PM
thanks Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/10/2020 1:27:00 PM
Hahaha... this certainly made me chuckle Jan. With many congrats on your podium win. With kindest thoughts Ann xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:22:00 PM
thanks Ann:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/10/2020 12:53:00 PM
Jan, I will never hear the word 'akimbo' the same again. Hilarious limerick... congrats on your bawdy/body humor! Hugs ~ John
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:23:00 PM
thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/10/2020 11:21:00 AM
Oh my goodness. Personally I’d buy some fly paper!! Congratulations, love it!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:24:00 PM
thanks Nina I love that comment lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/10/2020 11:18:00 AM
On my! CONGRATS on your well-deserved win, Jan! Janice
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:24:00 PM
thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/10/2020 10:06:00 AM
Congratulations Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:25:00 PM
thanks Janis:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/9/2020 10:34:00 PM
Clearly, Jan, Sue was as creative as you. You spread laughter with virtually every key stroke. Awesome. Hugs, Paul
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:25:00 PM
thanks my sweet friend:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/6/2020 2:47:00 PM
Very cute and I love the "bimbo" rhymes. Your limericks are always so creative, Jan. Best wishes in Tania's contest with this gem! Hugs, Carolyn
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:26:00 PM
thanks Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/5/2020 6:16:00 PM
Crikey Jan … what about the flies on a man's pants? Catch you soon Jan - Lindsay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:26:00 PM
Lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/5/2020 2:25:00 PM
LOL, hilarious, Jan
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:31:00 PM
thanks Jack:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/5/2020 12:01:00 PM
Oh, that's a good one Jan. Enjoyed.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/23/2020 2:31:00 PM
thanks ML:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/4/2020 4:34:00 PM
Oh, my. Lovely pie... Hope Tania doesn't die --- of laughter! Great contest entry, Jan! You done did it with this one! :) Gershon
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/5/2020 10:43:00 AM
I hope she likes it... it is rather bawdy but limericks are designed for it lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/4/2020 3:55:00 PM
A bottle of wine with Sue sounds like a perfect picnic, as I come equipped with a fly swatter! Good luck in the contest! Aloha! Rico
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/5/2020 10:42:00 AM
Ha ha ha rico:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/4/2020 5:38:00 AM
you knocked it to the point - a real TKO
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/4/2020 5:58:00 AM
Thanks verlecia:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/4/2020 2:50:00 AM
wops love it, wish i was a fly.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/4/2020 3:34:00 AM
Ha haha comment of the week award to you harry:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/3/2020 10:13:00 PM
Jan, You funny, witty one. Enjoyed this Limerick's pies. -Richard
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/4/2020 3:33:00 AM
Thanks richard, i hope tania finds this one amusing, not everyone appreciates my humour at times but jjudging by the comments it seems to have gone down well lol:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/3/2020 8:31:00 PM
Lol this was comical. A form I never tried but you excel at. Enjoyed :) hugs
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/4/2020 3:31:00 AM
I adore writing the form lol:-) Hugs Jan xx
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