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Buzz Off - Bawdy Limerick

At picnics Sue's legs are akimbo
No panties, but Sue ain't  no bimbo
It keeps pesky flies
Landing on our pies 
Our days out are never in limbo!

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Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 

02/03/20

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Jean Bush

Date: 2/25/2020 1:11:00 PM

This is so great. I'll have to give up pies for now. Hahaha!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2020 12:43:00 PM

thanks Jean:-) hugs Jan xx

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 2/19/2020 7:43:00 PM

Did Sue work at Greggs the Bakers Jan. Lol

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:16:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Krish Radhakrishna

Date: 2/12/2020 1:23:00 PM

Absolutely hilarious! Congrats on your win!!:)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:16:00 PM

thanks Krish:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 2/11/2020 4:07:00 PM

Lol! Jan, What a bawdy and fun write! Congratulations on your fine win. Have a good day:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:16:00 PM

thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/11/2020 3:43:00 PM

oh my, bawdy indeed, dear jan. Congratulations!!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:17:00 PM

thanks Andrea I do try and write bawdy in the title so folk can decide if they want to read it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 2/10/2020 6:40:00 PM

Congrats on your podium finish, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:19:00 PM

thanks so much Line:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina

Date: 2/10/2020 4:43:00 PM

LOL...Great limerick, Jan. Congrats on your 2nd place win...hugs // Charlie xx

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:19:00 PM

thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 2/10/2020 2:28:00 PM

Jan, congratulations on your podium placement with your funny bawdy limerick! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:20:00 PM

thanks so much for inspiring my muse to come out to play - I love your limerick contests:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/10/2020 1:34:00 PM

Congrats on you big win! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:22:00 PM

thanks Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx

Ann Gilmour

Date: 2/10/2020 1:27:00 PM

Hahaha... this certainly made me chuckle Jan. With many congrats on your podium win. With kindest thoughts Ann xx

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:22:00 PM

thanks Ann:-) hugs Jan xx

John Watt

Date: 2/10/2020 12:53:00 PM

Jan, I will never hear the word 'akimbo' the same again. Hilarious limerick... congrats on your bawdy/body humor! Hugs ~ John

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:23:00 PM

thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 2/10/2020 11:27:00 AM

Should've known you be at the top Jan. Your limericks are always funny. Congratulations:)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:23:00 PM

thanks DT:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 2/10/2020 11:18:00 AM

On my! CONGRATS on your well-deserved win, Jan! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:24:00 PM

thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx

Janis Medders Tobechi

Date: 2/10/2020 10:06:00 AM

Congratulations Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:25:00 PM

thanks Janis:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Schneiter

Date: 2/9/2020 10:34:00 PM

Clearly, Jan, Sue was as creative as you. You spread laughter with virtually every key stroke. Awesome. Hugs, Paul

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:25:00 PM

thanks my sweet friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/6/2020 2:47:00 PM

Very cute and I love the "bimbo" rhymes. Your limericks are always so creative, Jan. Best wishes in Tania's contest with this gem! Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:26:00 PM

thanks Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/5/2020 6:16:00 PM

Crikey Jan … what about the flies on a man's pants? Catch you soon Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:26:00 PM

Lol thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 2/5/2020 2:25:00 PM

LOL, hilarious, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:31:00 PM

thanks Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 2/5/2020 12:01:00 PM

Oh, that's a good one Jan. Enjoyed.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/23/2020 2:31:00 PM

thanks ML:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 2/4/2020 4:34:00 PM

Oh, my. Lovely pie... Hope Tania doesn't die --- of laughter! Great contest entry, Jan! You done did it with this one! :) Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 2/5/2020 10:43:00 AM

I hope she likes it... it is rather bawdy but limericks are designed for it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 2/4/2020 3:55:00 PM

A bottle of wine with Sue sounds like a perfect picnic, as I come equipped with a fly swatter! Good luck in the contest! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 2/5/2020 10:42:00 AM

Ha ha ha rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Verlecia Fields

Date: 2/4/2020 5:38:00 AM

you knocked it to the point - a real TKO

Jan Allison
Date: 2/4/2020 5:58:00 AM

Thanks verlecia:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 2/4/2020 2:50:00 AM

wops love it, wish i was a fly.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/4/2020 3:34:00 AM

Ha haha comment of the week award to you harry:-) Hugs Jan xx

Quoth Theraven

Date: 2/3/2020 10:13:00 PM

Jan, You funny, witty one. Enjoyed this Limerick's pies. -Richard

Jan Allison
Date: 2/4/2020 3:33:00 AM

Thanks richard, i hope tania finds this one amusing, not everyone appreciates my humour at times but jjudging by the comments it seems to have gone down well lol:-) Hugs Jan xx