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Christian Burlesque Poems

These Christian Burlesque poems are examples of Burlesque poems about Christian. These are the best examples of Burlesque Christian poems written by international poets.


The man at church
Said I know the guy
who hacked your
account.
The one who put
those things card.
He found out who
and what, and how
He hacked your account.
Said carry this heavy load.
He...

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Categories: allusion, america, bullying, business,



Skipping Chritsmas
Skipping Christmas,
Always seems like a good idea at the time,
When you are standing in line,
To buy some twine,
And you have yet to dine, 
While expecting...

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Categories: allusion, anxiety, baptism, bible,

Jamboree
Jamboree

Young catholic people from far-flung places are arriving 
in Lisbon, plain young boys and girls looking sober smiling
and waving to the camera.

Dressed in jeans and...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: birth, books, career,

Together
I
Was there ever a marriage for one?
Would that be fun.
Post-marriage ceremony I mean
Skip much ceremony
But let TWO seem as ONE

II
WHEN u come TWOgether
This new spelling...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: art, children, christian, fun,

When Think Tanks Run Dry
When think tanks run dry,
Will the people ask why,
Bullets are bouncing off the tanks, 
That were once intellectual banks.

When the think tanks run dry,
Is there...

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Categories: analogy, anxiety, bereavement, bullying,



Premium Member Garden Apartment Redemption
I solemnly received my first toilet auger
As if it were a knight’s well-tempered sword.
It meant I’d passed my ninety-day audition,
And seemed to me a suitable...

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Categories: allegory, work,

Red Tape and You
If you care to look in your cupboards,
You might doubt being out of bed,
As all you will see is red.

If you rush to the bathroom...

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Categories: addiction, appreciation, baptism, care,

Next To of Course Progress My Planet I
“next to of course progress my planet i
love you, the ocean and the environ-
ment every person whether gay or bi
or trans or black, hispanic or...

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Categories: humor, irony, parody, satire,

I Be Wipin Ery'Day
Wipe, wipe, wipe got to make myself clean, father Martin has a big bean.

Uncle's gonna get angry if he knows I'm two-timing again.

For money I...

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Categories: bible, black african american,

Trumped: For Contest May 7
ATTENTION READERS:
In the interests of full disclosure, our recent sightings of Humpty-Dumpty were reported on social media. In addition, the most reliable eyewitness happened to...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, bullying, change, christian,

The Last Forever Minute
Today a cell phone was used all day and at the end of the day the battery was still full. Normally it is dead when...

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© Greg Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, beautiful, beauty, business,

So I Am Here
Ok so now that I am here, what do I do? Do I keep going. Do I fly around. Am I sure I am here....

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© Greg Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, art, beauty, caregiving,

Sad Sightings
today i saw what i feel what was real was not real neither was the idea. Brains shot down in the street like dogs because...

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© Greg Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, angel, baptism, beach,

What Is Next
I have been looking for my dream car, 1971 Chevelle. Carrying out dreams and goals are not bad things at all. There is a positive...

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© Greg Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, business, christian, computer-internet,

The Gay Marriage
It's Adam and Eve,
Not Adam and John.
And again not Eve and Mary.
Gays changed the natural use;
Into that which is against nature:
Having enjoyed abomination!

chipepo lwele
*To homosexuals...

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Categories: christian, education,


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