Garden Apartment Redemption

I solemnly received my first toilet auger
As if it were a knight’s well-tempered sword.
It meant I’d passed my ninety-day audition,
And seemed to me a suitable reward.

And so began my tenure working maintenance 
In the nasty nitty gritty of a toxic circumstance. 
But I’d scored a small apartment, living duty-free,
So, it was time for starting over’s second chance. 

A thousand plus apartments needed tending.
When a work ticket printed, I called dibs.
Seventy buildings built of brick and dreams.
I was privy to the skivvy in all those skeevy cribs.

I’ve encountered many silent tribal totems:
Hindu murti, Christian chi rho, Muslim script.
But no matter the religion of the trouble call,
For every useful purpose, I came suitably equipped.

There were feral cats, roaches, and bedbugs 
Infesting hoarders’ floorspace wall-to-wall.
I dealt as best I could with the detritus,
But my biggest stress was over-night on-call.

While paying the price of complete independence
I may sometimes have hammered my thumb.
Though I may be a hack in the handyman trade, 
I conducted my final campaign as my army of one.
And I came off a winner.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022



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Date: 1/31/2022 8:59:00 PM
Marvelous writing, and instructive I might add. Never take such a job!
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Michael Kalavik
Date: 1/31/2022 9:15:00 PM
Worked it four years. Then fled in fear of my life.
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