The neophytes
The hunks, the hulks
The curbs, the bulks.
The race of null light
Cause defects to eye sight
Oh what a color of strong sign
Envictim dote with great sigh
In here lieth fear
My mind is the cradle for it shelter
To do, to see, to speak, to hear;
Fear delight to alter
Your sun is indeed friendly
Under the cool breeze there
Let our bond freeze here
Never to devolve
No matter what it may involve
Let the smiling sun of the sky
Wipe away the stain of our pain
Come along with me to the river banks
Let withdraw our smiles joy and happiness in bulks
Come on, let walk on a shallow sick summer
Let our happiness lighten our way further
Let keep the fame memories alive
And have a prosperous days ahead
< ladies ~ gentlemen ~ start those ...... engines
miss ~ Ho ~ down - prices .... would be a sin
best buy - circuit city
black ~ friday .... how pitty
5 am ~ now ~ who ~ wears ~ smiling ... grins
k- mart ~ wal - mart ~ target ~ pennys
red tag sales of many and plenty
but you must buy in bulks
and ~ get ~ guy ~ like ~ the ... hulk
to ~ push ~ cart ~ while ~ you ~ chat ~ with ... jenny
let's ~ all ~ hop ~ on ~ over ~ to ~ I - hop
your one stop for christmas breakfast slop
sure pancakes sounds yummy
but wait till hits tummy
be sitting on stool till it plops
Entry For
Carolyn Devonshire's
Commericialized Holiday Humor Contest
Gl All And Happy Holidays
Love Kathy & Jenny