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Once again the missus did volunteer yours truly as master of ceremonies
...Once again, the missus did volunteer yours truly as master of ceremonies..., when triumvirate (Kathleen Bergen, Pamela Floreen, and Richard Jett) constitute Grosse and Quade real estate managem......

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Categories: buffoonish, adventure, america, angst, anniversary,
Form: Rhyme
The Missus Upstages Grosse and Quade At Unit B44
...The missus upstages Grosse and Quade at unit b44... for upcoming June 2023 inspection/violation. Countdown triggers nails bitten down to quick geesh if only Mary Poppins could pull off cheap t......

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Categories: buffoonish, america, anger, anxiety, business,
Form: Rhyme



Requisite Inspection June 29th, 2022 At Apartment B44
...Requisite inspection June 29th, 2022 at Apartment B44 Aforementioned title and following little known verses of Matthew finds me feeling squeamish, peevish, anguish, et cetera at our (the mis......

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Categories: buffoonish, 12th grade, adventure, america,
Form: Free verse
Honey
...I saw the the unshelled seedpod of my generation destroyed, How I mourned the peanut. Does the peanut make you shiver? does it? I saw the the lemon edulcorate of my generation destroyed, How I......

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Categories: buffoonish, allusion, animal, family, lost
Form: Free verse
Requisite Inspection November 24th 2020 At Apartment B44
...Requisite inspection November 24th, 2020 at Apartment B44 Countdown triggers nails bitten down to quick geesh if only Mary Poppins could pull off cheap trick or think super tramping Glinda cou......

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Categories: buffoonish, adventure, confidence, feelings, horror,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member The Trumpist Vote
...THE TRUMPIST VOTE: A satirical Persian poem and its English translation, by the poet himself. POST / SHARE / FORWARD / PUBLISH (with attribution--please) NOTE: In addition to this translated po......

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Categories: buffoonish, america, confusion, history, political,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Thank You I Replied
...You are a clown she said. Thank you I replied, adding a smile. Your buffoonish ways bother me, she added. A smirk now. I had not noticed before how lopsided her mouth is. I am sorry, I apologiz......

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Categories: buffoonish, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Brassy Barry's Bumbling Bull
...Brassy Barry’s boastful bumbling Brana Bull Badgered Billy’s bashful buffoonish Baboon Into baking a boisterous Blackberry Bisque Beyond bunking, Barry’s brave babysitter boldly bellowed br......

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Categories: buffoonish, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Ahh-The Sea I See--
...How happy are Atlantic oceans! The Sea I see Do oceans make you shiver? Do they? I see The Sea How happy is the placid lake! The Sea I see A lake is good-nurtured. a lake i......

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Categories: buffoonish, analogy, imagery, sea,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Peace--
...Peace-- Don't believe that the calm is sound? A calm is noisy. a calm is round, the calm is quiet beyond belief. A calm is soft, however sweet. I saw the mutual happiness of ......

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Categories: buffoonish, analogy, encouraging, peace,
Form: Free verse
If Archie Bunker Were Still Alive
...I don’t mean to bust Archie’s hump. He meant well, the simple old chump, But damn, how buffoonish His views, so cartoonish, In short, he’d have staunchly liked Trump! (Written Febr......

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Categories: buffoonish, funny, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Something New
...The ballerina with her coquetry and prince with yawning tights his legs stump me. Her twirl a-spin with graceful poise so long. The twaddle of his movements poor ping-pong. Unhand......

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Categories: buffoonish, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Mean Mien Donald Trump
...Former CIA Director John Brennan scathing headlines Washington Post op-ed sharply published critical accusations muted excoriation slams Commander in Chief volcanic blatant pathological lying......

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Categories: buffoonish, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Halloween Tricksters
...Kids nowadays don't know the fine art of staging Halloween tricks, (Though they are very adept at fleecing me for candy to get their kicks!) Tricks we did as kids would no doubt today land us in th......

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Categories: buffoonish, halloween, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
The Parking Lot Duck-Head-Another True Tom Tale
...I live in a trailer park in upstate N.Y. proud, dumb white trailer trash I is don't really know well my neighbors to me that is just as well you'll understand far better when you hear the tale I......

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Categories: buffoonish, funny, mystery, people, me,
Form: Burlesque

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