Humorous Break Up Poems

I keep returning to the jewelry store to look at the vase.
It has all of my favorite colors.
hot pink, orange, turquoise, lavender
I really want it,...

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She spilled porridge down her tutu
As she drank her mug of wine
Sank it in just three swallows
And then she wanted mine

She wore a pair of...

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Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem

Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay,
this stupid non huge...

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Loss of faith

It was Christmas Eve 1947 
A knock on the door, I stopped breathing
Santa entered with a bag
slung across massive shoulders
I saw it was,...

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lorna applebee is the name

her tale recurs always same

a phlebotomist and i

after twelve mai tai

elope a real bloody shame.
...

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Do we break the mirror of life,                  ...

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Break me, mold me, my thoughts and shake me
never stop, this thing, and love me, to make me
the brave me and let you to always...

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I'm stepping out of the shower
with the towel wrapped around my waist,
the doorbell rings, I trip on my shoes...
I grasp for air; good grief, it's...

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How I begin my days,                     ...

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Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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I thought you were so very loving and kind                      Words so sweet like...

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cheat husband sleep talked
named mistresses all night long
saved by her sleep walk

5,7,5
4th placement
written 11/Jan/2021
Tania Kitchin sponsor
Senryu humorous or dark competition...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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You were there every Saturday,                    ...

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Why do you feel the need to take my life way,              ...

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