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Funny Boy Poems

These Funny Boy poems are examples of Boy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Boy Funny poems written by international poets.


Naughty Children
Naughty Children

Naughty children pick their nose's
And smear their clothes
Playful and mischievous
They belong to Jesus

Naughty kids are fast kids
They catch butterflies
With big smiles they show you
How...

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Categories: anti bullying, boy, butterfly,



Premium Member Narcissus

"Wow! He's handsome", Narcissus would think
as he gazed at himself from the brink

Then he'd lean in to stare
at the lovely lad there

and that's how he'd...

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Categories: beauty, boy, confidence, funny

Premium Member Head Dunk
Fred had a huge sore appear on his head
Feeling itchy, he scratched until it bled
He risked looking like a fool
And dunked his head in the...

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Categories: boy, funny, hair,

Premium Member Four Limericks

#1 Topless Mermaid

Big bully who teased younger Guy
Said, "dude, go give it a try!
A mermaid, No shells,
at the bottom,!” he yells…
… and boy, he ran...

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Categories: boy, funny,

Premium Member I Survived '75
KEY - W: Will/Me - F: Friend - M: Mom

Thanksgiving week of '75, as a concurrent student earning multi-degrees from two campuses, and one off....

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: 9th grade, angel, boy,



My Heart was Captivated
Whenever I hear your name,
My heart starts to pound
I don't know if it's lame,
But in my eyes, thousands of emotions can be found.

At first, I...

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Categories: boy, feelings, for him,

Lovely dummbie boy
,, Bliblablubb",
,, bliblablaaa",
at 3o'clock in the morning,
shadows shed my eyes,
,, maybe I should've listened to dad",
since he always said,
dark ruines your eyes.
The days were funny...

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Categories: boy, addiction,

Premium Member That's Ruff
Get in line man, there's no need to bark.
Have some patience, you'll soon make your mark.
You think this is bad, Spot?
Just be glad you don't...

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Categories: boy, dog, funny, girl,

The boy who can't feel
Beware the young bastard that was birthed here by sin,
The silver haired boy beneath large piles of bricks...

Beware, beware, the young boy named Cage.
Beware, beware,...

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Categories: boy, dark, fantasy, silence, symbolism,

The Dyslexic Shepherd Boy

Long  ago when fairy tales and fables

Defined that period in time 

There's a story seldom told 

Of a Dyslexic Shepherd boy 

Who guarded the...

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Categories: boy, funny,

Teenage boy
He chase’s girls most of the day, only their sweetness will he obey 

His mind is focused on getting a girl, surely he’ll give her...

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Categories: boy, fantasy, for her,

Premium Member WHO I AM
I am the dandelion girl with painted friendly face
Who challenges young world in a relay race
I am running like red towards the sun
With jokes so...

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Categories: boy, appreciation,

A Naked Boy and the Girl
A naked boy and a girl in the park,
Met a grinning police, what a lark!.
When asked what they're doin',
They said, without ruin,
"We're just born, enjoying...

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Categories: boy, fun, funny,

Premium Member The Big Surprise
An adventurous lad named Ling,
By chance he found a talking ring.
Then a big surprise,
Right before his eyes,
It became a bird that could sing!...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: beach, bird, boy, funny,

Around and Around
Going round and around and round,
Move up, going up and down,
Seeing you it just lights my day,
Believe in God and see me pray,
Funny boy, you...

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© Mark West  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: boy, childhood, devotion, god,