Funny Boy Poems | Examples
These Funny Boy poems are examples of Boy poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Boy Funny poems written by international poets.
Was it off-white?
A cavity on the hem of my socks
Undulation,but palpably grazed
like the letters you never unfastened
I set sail for my untrimmed toenails
A cavity on the edge of my nail plate
“Ma, its uneven”
Notes, chords, and bolted doors
Inaudible, I pulled more thread
Attenuated, I pulled
The darkest possible color
Reached my wavering fingers
“Ma, it wouldn’t look good”
Chortled, was something funny?
I couldn't catch it
“Ma…my needle broke”
Rainbows glimmered after a laugh
I'm thirsty
My sock is missing
Two large figures left the room
Loose clothes
And covered feet
“Ma, my thread is thin”
Not all poems are happy
Some are sad and some are sappy
This poem is so odd
It's about a boy whose name was Todd
Todd has hair that is very ginger
He wears a ring right on his finger
His skin is so so soft and fair
He wears sunglasses everywhere
Today Todd's day was awfully horrid
He woke up and he burnt his porridge
He tried to go put on his shoe
But his angle twisted and broke in two
Todd screamed and wailed VERY loud
Outside his house there was a crowd
"HELP ME HELP ME" Todd yelled
None of the people were compelled
With the smell of fire in the air
Todd hobbled over to a chair
He grabs his phone to dial a number
9-1-1, oh what a wonder
Suddenly there's a surprise
the fire alarm goes off and cries
"THIS IS GREAT" says Todd sarcastically
His day is going worse and worse, very drastically
With the bone still sticking out of his foot
He feels a drop of sweat. Todd's shook.
Slowly he begins to faint.
He didn't know today would be his last day.
It is quite common to kiss 'ouchys' on those wee.
At three, my son asked to have bath autonomy.
I tossed a washcloth, then stood where he could not see.
Soon, he called out with words that completely shook me,
"Mom, it washed red and sore, please come kiss my pee-pee."
Shopping, strolling him down the grocery store aisle
where female hygiene products are sorted in piles,
my son, age four, earnestly said, "When I'm grown, I'll
buy all these things with flowers on them for my wife."
His words styled a smile in me that would last for life.
I used mild-applied wooden spoons for mood anchors.
This set me up for disgust from food cart flankers
when my son yelled, "Look Mom, a hole bag of spankers."
My child, four, eyed that, not the shelved Power Rangers?
I hoped no one would report child welfare dangers.
Once, when a minister summed up his sermon's span
asking "Who's the greatest force in the universe?",
my son, at five, stood up with some dramatic plan.
Lifting his toy hero as high as small ones can,
he enthusiastically declared, "Batman!"
Thoughts of vacation, developed my fav word pearl,
"How many times do I wake up before Disney World?"
To all the girls I loved before,
who couldn't wait to whisk me out the door ~
who, after a single, attempted kiss
exclaimed, "Oh please, no more of this!"
Please know, je t'aime encore!
CHRISTMAS DISCIPLINE
Just a maybe,
pa rum pum pum pum
I am a poor boy too
pa rum pum pum pum
Do not think me insolent
pa rum pum pum pum
But I have no instrument
pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum
All I have to beat is here
pa rum pum pum pum
On my bum
He looked at me
pa rum pum pum pum
In a funny sort of way
pa rum pum pum pum
I missed the class to play
pa rum pum pum pum
So no excuse today
pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum
You see the cane marks
pa rum pum pum pum
On my bum
I remember the first day I saw you,
The blonde-haired boy with the ocean blue eyes,
A lob sided grin and tan skin,
I was never much a girl for Manchester boys,
That was until I met you and my heart skipped a beat in joy,
He’s smart, Athletic and funny,
Though we’ve never talked i know his favourite colour and the way he likes his hair,
And as I stare at the sun I think of him the bright boy who I wish calls my name,
Instead he has another girl
Prettier skinnier curvier perfect in everyway,
His eyes crinkle in awe as he looks down at the model tucked close to his side,
And as he leans down to kiss her their eyes never break contact,
They share a love that I couldn’t possibly ever compete with,
A couple everyone dreams over,
Wishing for a relationship like theirs,
And as I look up at the sun I think of him,
The boy who makes me smile every time my eyes lock on his,
Though he never talks or even acknowledges me,
I still fall in love with that Manchester boy,
My Manchester boy.
Naughty Children
Naughty children pick their nose's
And smear their clothes
Playful and mischievous
They belong to Jesus
Naughty kids are fast kids
They catch butterflies
With big smiles they show you
How quick their fingers are
Naughty children jolly play
Even in the cold
They don't get distressed
They chew yummy gum
Naughty kids climb
Are always up and down
With a lot of smile about
Laughing happily when they fall.
Naughty kids like
Movies and toast
Do not disturb
On their full stomachs.
Naughty kids kick
Everything broken
They run away
With fast legs soon.
Naughty children show
You how to forgive
With their wet cheeks
After you shame their bottom.
Naughty kids share
Anything together
And raise to adults
They cutely greet.
Haughty children
Are the brats rude
Who count teeth and
Mind the business of adults.
"Wow! He's handsome", Narcissus would think
as he gazed at himself from the brink
Then he'd lean in to stare
at the lovely lad there
and that's how he'd wind up in the drink!
Fred had a huge sore appear on his head
Feeling itchy, he scratched until it bled
He risked looking like a fool
And dunked his head in the pool
Then gasped at the huge tick floating he shed
#1 Topless Mermaid
Big bully who teased younger Guy
Said, "dude, go give it a try!
A mermaid, No shells,
at the bottom,!” he yells…
… and boy, he ran head first to dive!
#2. Literal Lot
Literal Lot, temper so hot,
Symbolic speech understands not.
Then, when someone said,
“Man, you have a hot head!”
he dunked in the pool like a shot!
#3. Swim At Your Own Risk
Swimming in pool was Lou- Lou,
In distress yelled, ”MA! Gotta poo !”
Momma was too late.
So the cowboy, Nate,
stuck in head n'said, “Howdy-DOO!”
#4.Boy Wizard Disappears!
Boy wizard with magical wand,
could open the doors to beyond!
in the pool one day,
dropped it with dismay,
One second there, n'then he was gone!
Whenever I hear your name,
My heart starts to pound
I don't know if it's lame,
But in my eyes, thousands of emotions can be found.
At first, I don't know if it's love
Having that feeling makes my heart throb.
Your voice is a music in my ears
Repeatedly playing while forgetting my fears
I had this feeling, I kept for years
For I have seen you, with someone else's arms
Those times I cried river of tears
There's no doubt, I was captured by your charms
My heart was captivated for real
I was obvious, but it's hard to reveal
With those emotions I could barely conceal
I'm done confessing and its no big deal.
,, Bliblablubb",
,, bliblablaaa",
at 3o'clock in the morning,
shadows shed my eyes,
,, maybe I should've listened to dad",
since he always said,
dark ruines your eyes.
The days were funny made,
though indeed I need to thank the World for the hurtful fade.
Class, filled with crazy us.
Knew each other for 5 months? Maybe?
Funny it still was, we were forced to sit next to eachother.
And one Minute after,
I knew you ate an insect when you were younger, your parents are divorced and you are Bad at cooking.
Your long hair was cut of.
I thought you were just annyoed since you never couldn't see,
but it was,
because you started new.
Now you hang out with blaster 2, ofcourse known to be the badass of the City.
And you wearing joggings you always hated.
And Monster you never respected:
,, satanic they are"
You stumbled my mind with your words,
addressing with your dirty insult my god.
Sorry but there I was sure to end.
Get in line man, there's no need to bark.
Have some patience, you'll soon make your mark.
You think this is bad, Spot?
Just be glad you don't squat.
'Cause that ladies' tree line's out the park!
I am the dandelion girl with painted friendly face
Who challenges young world in a relay race
I am running like red towards the sun
With jokes so funny despite yellow corny pun
I am a milky smile away, from that joy
Baking girls scout cookies for a boisterous boy
I am the new and the old
Story of youth grandparents told
I am the fire in a huge heart
And red desire that is a fresh start
Of new inspiration and silvery spark
That anticipation as we walk despite dark
Dark days come and I glow
I am a candle of yellow hope
For seasons come and seasons go
But I am strong holding you close
I am love I am light
I am in touch with Jesus Christ
For his word is true to delight
I am in tune with divine
I am a seed in mid growth
Planting peace joy and so
I am indeed a called soul
Water me and watch me grow
I am a song in your heart
That hums on and on in your thoughts
Sparking your own peach melody
Singing along as we share pink peace
I am your seed your destiny
I am your need and best instinct
I am your push when you need gravity
I am your words when you need to speak
Like a burning bush with a message of truth
I am the fire inside of you
A naked boy and a girl in the park,
Met a grinning police, what a lark!.
When asked what they're doin',
They said, without ruin,
"We're just born, enjoying the dark!"