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Royal Tea

Bowser and Mittens, Pooh, Fluffy and I
sat with the Queen for her afternoon tea.
Minding our manners, all silent and shy -
each of us awestruck by Her Majesty.

We all were rescues, she loved us in spite,
though we were commoners, she took us in;
loved us and fed us each morning and night,
asked how our day was and where we had been.

Sought our advice on all matters of state -
whether she ought to play hopscotch or jacks,
make paper dolls, or perhaps roller skate -
always she'd come back to us to relax. 

She was the Queen, but did not condescend,
took time to play with us under her tree.
Though it's been years now that she's been our friend,
we all remember our first "Royal Tea"


Written 3 Nov 2021

Scribble-Scrabble, Wiggle-Waggle

Forward backward
          upside down
        Downside up
          all around

        Yowser bowser
          holy moly
        Yipes-stripes
          guacamole

        Inside out
          outside in
        Pluto, Goofy
          Rin tin tin

        Al-a-ca-poodle
          noodle-doodle
        Apple strudel
          kit and caboodle

        Scribble scrabble
          wiggle waggle
        Diddle daddle
          piddle paddle

        Rodger dodger
          over-and-out
        Happy New Year
          Give it a shout

My Dog Ate My Homework

My dog ate my homework. Really he did!
‘Cause he's a bad dog and I'm a good kid!
I really love math class and my teacher's a whiz
It's truly not my fault that I flunk every quiz.
‘Cause the new math is funny. It's really a bore.
Since when did a seven become the new four?

But back to my homework ‘cause that’s where I started
It all had begun when my crazy dog farted.
So I ran from the room as though I’d been banished
And when I returned, my homework had vanished!

I did all the problems, really I did!
Remember I told you that I’m a good kid?
So that is my story and I’m sticking to it.
What bright kid like me would want to go through it?
I know that my story is really a wowzer
But just ask my dog and his name is Bowser

Princess Peach Turned Out To Be a Snob

I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech.
After killing seven fake Bowsers, I finally destroyed the real one.
I did it to save Peach but it was something I shouldn't have done.
She turned out to be a snob, she called me dumb and Luigi dumber.
She said that we're worthless in her eyes because we're just plumbers.
I had to fight turtles and Goombas, and I told her that I deserved to be thanked.
She said that I'm dust beneath her feet and I decided that she should be spanked.
I put her over my knee and I spanked that soft ass.
She cried and cried which proves that she has no class.
I was only given a few lives and I had to travel through thirty-two levels to be able to win.
I would've dumped Peach in the lava instead of Bowser if I had things to do over again.

Mario

Mario is just a game 
that has caused me a lot of pain
get so close and then you die 
wish that italian could fricken fly
bowser is fricken rude
no one can even stand that dude
he eats so much he has a 7 foot back
i wish he would have a heart attack
so mario ain't no freakin fun
so once i beat it i'm done.

Andrea Dietrich-Kokopelli 2

Andrea stirred a memory that exploded in my mind with her outstanding "Kokopelli" poetry. 
 Here is our Tammany Yacht club member Kyle Bowser attempting to retrieve Kokopelli as he balances himself atop a ladder in 16' in harbor Water. The wood you see is from blown away homes.  If Only! Kyle could grab just one of those lines!

If you own a boat then you know what heartbreak feels like.  Kyle took all the back roads to escape the 'YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE POLICE!"   Nothing can  stop any of us from getting to our boats when they need us!  NOTHING...

Thanks Andrea for the memory.....

Kartoon Knuckles

Draped and locked like a curtain in Guantanamo
I use my words to peel scalps like Geronimo
Just like a teen girl my mouth has a heavy flow
If arousal luminesces then I'll make you glow

They're calling me a villain cuz I steal girls like Bowser
Wowzer, think I just filled my trousers
Though unlike the lizard I don't lose them to Italians
Cuz after one night girls confuse me for a stallion

Heart of obsidian inlaid with gold
A tongue of adamantium that stays so cold
My life is a story that's never been told
And I'm hoping that the credits roll before I get old

Please Don'T Go

Please don't go I need you to stay, if you leave how do you expect me to stay. Knowing that it was you who throw our love away, because when I asked to stay you decided to go the other way. Please don't go I need right here, what do I have to do to prove that I will always care. Even though you say you love me to, but right now it seems that your love is untrue. So please don't go, because if you leave then theres no reason for our love to show. Because in your eye's you have already let our love go. Please don't go cause I will stay forever can I trust that you will be here by the end of this letter? If that is your love then what is your definition of forever? Please don't go by Clarence B. Bowser Jr. the III aka Tutu

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Medical Insurance For Bowser

Medical Insurance for Bowser

By Elton Camp

While millions of human lack medical care
Access to pet medical is growing out there

About his insurance program, Petplan USA, 
Its founder, a real dog lover, had this to say

“When we were in college without much dough,
Our precious cat fell ill.  We had to save her though.”

A $5,000 bill came from the emergency that day
While in their budget there wasn’t enough to pay

Petplan USA, for a $350 annual premium charge
Pays up to $20,000 if medical fees get that large

“People will do most anything to save their pet,
So selling this insurance has proved a safe bet.”

Also to find are several other agencies out there
For any of those who for pet insurance do care



In the USA, in total about $550 million is paid
So Fido, prematurely in his grave won’t be laid

Bowser At the Computer

Bowser at the Computer

By Elton Camp

When I came home early from work one day,
My young dog at the computer I found at play
And at something on the screen he was staring
About any other thing Bowser wasn’t caring

I quickly and firmly made my irritation clear
“Out!  What in the world are you doing in here.”
Bower looked at me with surprise, shock and start
And his hairy paw toward the Delete key did dart

I was too quick and grabbed the scruff of his neck
So that what he was viewing I’d be able to check
You can imagine my shock, horror and surprise
At the website I saw right there before my eyes

The URL that was shown at the top of the screen
Was one I hadn’t hear of and surely never seen
It was a pornographic site called hottestdogs.com
Now I saw what it was that so fascinated that bum

Pictures of female dogs were all over the place
All of them naked—it was such a total disgrace
Now I have done what I previously neglected
To prevent this, computer is password protected

Greatful

You didn't have to do what you did for me,
to sacrifice your most purest of kid.

You could have turned Your back on me like I once done to you.
But you are a merciful God and that's just something You said You just won't do.

You have forgiven me time and time again,
so thank you Lord Jesus for being my true friend.

You're always willing to give me some kind of help,
You've been better to me than I have been to myself.

You brought me out when I couldn't be found,
You gave me your faithful love and never turned my hand down.
You said so much and never made a sound, because of Your love, I know the good times are
yet to come around.

You were my light when I was surrounded by dark,
You filled me right and said you would never depart.

You've done all these all these things so I'm very thankful,
But words could never explain but I'm truly grateful.

BY: Clarence B. Bowser Jr. the III

Anniversary

Today is the day that God blessed me so, 
with the love of my life that I will never let go.

Everyday that we wake is a special day,
please keep us together in Jesus name I pray.

We made it through the struggle now it's time to reach the top,
I pray that your love for me will never ever stop.


A day without your smile is like a life time in hell,
so please never say goodbye or even farewell.

I know that every good thing must come to an end,
but for this very moment right now thank you Lord for blessing me with more than just a
friend.

I pray that we can make our family grow,
life without you I don't want to know.

When times get ruff and you don't know what to do, 
just remember these words I love you because you know that I do!
By: Clarence B. Bowser Jr the III

Nothing

NOTHING LAST FOREVER, BUT YET NOTHING COMES TO AN END;

NOTHING IS FOREVER, BUT NOTHING NEVER WINS.

 

NOTHING COMES WITH A PRICE AND COST,

NOTHING IS SOMETHING THAT I NEVER LOST!

 

I HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN AND NOTHING TO LOSE,

SO WITH NOTHING IN MY WAY WHICH PATH SHOULD I CHOOSE?

 

WHEN EVERYTHING IS GONE AND NOTHING HAS COME AROUND,

NOTHING IS EVER LOOKED FOR, SO NOTHING IS EVER FOUND.

 

NOTHING CAN NEVER BE STOP

WITH NOTHING IN YOUR LIFE, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE TOP!

 

NOTHING COMES AND GOES

WHAT DO YOU GAIN FROM NOTHING, NOBODY EVER KNOWS.

 

NOTHING IS NEVER MISSED LIKED YESTERDAYS PAST,

BUT NOTHING NEVER GOES AWAY, AND ALWAYS COME BACK WAY TO FAST!

 

NOTHING TAKES EVERYTHING AWAY,

SO WHY DO WE HOLD ON TO NOTHING, WHEN NOTHING IS ALWAYS TAKEN AWAY???

NOTHING: BY: CLARENCE B. BOWSER JR. THE III

What Is Love

What is Love???
By: Clarence B. Bowser Jr. the III
Love is the life that I wish I could replace, my little brother is gone but still here by
Gods good grace.
Love is the good memories that I refuse to let go, the way he got killed that pain alone I
pray that you’ll never know!
Love is wishing you never see someone you love die, because that pain will always stay
hidden deep inside.
Love is the pain that I try so hard to forget, the night when my father died and three of
my brothers became part of deaths pick.
Love is praying that God never leaves you alone, for it is on the devils playground in
which we rome, as we wait patiently to be called home.
Love is the trying to change someone from there wicked ways, my little brother saved me
then was violently taken away!
Love is the time that’s gone that you’ll never get back, hopefully the ones that are gone
will be my guarding angels and are now watching my back.
Love is wishing that you never have to say goodbye, because the worse filling in this
world is watching your loves DIE…
What is Love???

I Miss You

I miss you…
By: Clarence B. Bowser Jr. the III
O how I miss you like yesterdays past, today came and went way too fast! So I’ll keep your
memory close and pray that they last.
O how I miss you like the sweet taste of ice cream, I wish you were still here and it was
all just a bad dream, because this life is hell and it’s as good as it seems!
O how I miss you like being a kid, from your laugh that you laughed and all that we did.
This is why I wish we could go back to being a kid!
O how I miss you like yesterdays fun, life without you just isn’t as fun! But I still want
to thank you for all that you have done!
O how I miss you like yesterdays night, because today is here but tomorrow is out of my
sight! I wish you were here so that I could hold you tight!
O how I miss you and wish you were still alive, you were like a car my motivational drive!
You gave me hope and a reason to strive, that is why no matter what happens I will always
keep your love alive!
I miss you… R.I.P

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