Best Bowser Poems

Medical Insurance for Bowser

By Elton Camp

While millions of human lack medical care
Access to pet medical is growing out there

About his insurance program, Petplan USA, 
Its...

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Bowser at the Computer

By Elton Camp

When I came home early from work one day,
My young dog at the computer I found at play
And at something...

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Draped and locked like a curtain in Guantanamo
I use my words to peel scalps like Geronimo
Just like a teen girl my mouth has a heavy...

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At the risk of being called “rabble-rouser,”
I think poor old Barky Von Schnauzer,
should practice his aim,
his master to maim,
in the back end of his very...

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11/17/16



He did not hit no home run, it was a grounder

How many cabinets or counters

Have some sort of white powder

Many meals cooked with flour

Familiar with...

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I was a whimsical, interior designer, bringing colors and joy into living spaces,
Subtly changing neighborhoods and lives, like vibrant arcs the rainbow traces.

People were as...

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Andrea stirred a memory that exploded in my mind with her outstanding "Kokopelli" poetry. 
 Here is our Tammany Yacht club member Kyle Bowser attempting...

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Bowser and Mittens, Pooh, Fluffy and I
sat with the Queen for her afternoon tea.
Minding our manners, all silent and shy -
each of us awestruck by...

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I HAVE A LITTE SECRET TO TELL BUT WHO I CAN I TRUST, I LOVE TO HATE YOU AND HATE TO LOVE
YOUR LUST. FOR YOU...

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“Hi, hi, how are ya?” Bowser seemed to say
When Jake came home from work each day

Work went fine, but when Jake stepped inside
He turned from...

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Please Forgive Me…


By: Clarence B. Bowser Jr. III


Please forgive me upon this day, I need you to guide and lead me on my way, for...

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Never say Never!!! By: Clarence B. Bowser Jr. the III
Never say goodbye, because I plan to see you again. Even through death, my life doesn’t...

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Mario is just a game 
that has caused me a lot of pain
get so close and then you die 
wish that italian could fricken fly
bowser...

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I have everything at home, but yet I cheat and leave my love all alone.

This girl is new to my world and brings me such...

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I Cry… By: Clarence B. Bowser Jr. the III


I cry because I’m sad, because I’m going to miss your laugh, and the good we had.


I...

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