Princess Peach Turned Out To Be a Snob

I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach. But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech. After killing seven fake Bowsers, I finally destroyed the real one. I did it to save Peach but it was something I shouldn't have done. She turned out to be a snob, she called me dumb and Luigi dumber. She said that we're worthless in her eyes because we're just plumbers. I had to fight turtles and Goombas, and I told her that I deserved to be thanked. She said that I'm dust beneath her feet and I decided that she should be spanked. I put her over my knee and I spanked that soft ass. She cried and cried which proves that she has no class. I was only given a few lives and I had to travel through thirty-two levels to be able to win. I would've dumped Peach in the lava instead of Bowser if I had things to do over again.