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Bowser At the Computer

Bowser at the Computer

By Elton Camp

When I came home early from work one day,
My young dog at the computer I found at play
And at something on the screen he was staring
About any other thing Bowser wasn’t caring

I quickly and firmly made my irritation clear
“Out!  What in the world are you doing in here.”
Bower looked at me with surprise, shock and start
And his hairy paw toward the Delete key did dart

I was too quick and grabbed the scruff of his neck
So that what he was viewing I’d be able to check
You can imagine my shock, horror and surprise
At the website I saw right there before my eyes

The URL that was shown at the top of the screen
Was one I hadn’t hear of and surely never seen
It was a pornographic site called hottestdogs.com
Now I saw what it was that so fascinated that bum

Pictures of female dogs were all over the place
All of them naked—it was such a total disgrace
Now I have done what I previously neglected
To prevent this, computer is password protected

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Elton Camp March 11, 2011 at 5:41 AM Morning Jessica, Thanks for reading and commenting. Seeing a picture of a dog seated at a computer with his paws on the keyboard inspired this silly little poem. Elton

Jessica Arteaga March 10, 2011 at 11:08 PM hahaha good one! that dog of yours has some dirty paws, how can you stick his nose in this one? also when i saw the title i thought you meant the gream dinosaur turtle thing form the super mario games, enjoyed your poem :D