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Bowlegged Poems - Poems about Bowlegged


Premium Member Refurbished Legends: Pecos Bill Or Tall In the Saddle
...There is a legend of a cowboy down in Texas To whom they give the sobriquet of Pecos Bill. It's said he rooted and he tooted As across the plains he scooted, Stetsoned, jeaned, bowlegged, and boo......

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Categories: bowlegged, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Farm Girls
...I love to go swimming With bowlegged women The kind comes from riding Down here at the farm. There’s cycles of motion They’ll cause a commotion The Steve Miller Band says Will keep you from ......

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Categories: bowlegged, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Bowlegged Belligerent Boxcar Betty
...Bowlegged belligerent bellowing Boxcar Betty Rarely rose to the ripe, refreshed or ready She always had an exasperatingly idiotic excuse To cavort and converse on Charlie’s Chicken caboose Eddi......

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Categories: bowlegged, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Apres Le Deluge
...Après le déluge Après le déluge, moi 2 1/2 hours to work in my car It’s part of the game And I’m grateful Driving in circles I am faithful To my calling What have you become? What have ......

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Categories: bowlegged, beauty, courage, emotions,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member His Dangly Thing
...Ever walk behind a bowlegged person You see the path ahead without exertion The pitfalls ahead Are nothing to dread If you don't let his dangly thing be a diversion......

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Categories: bowlegged, crazy,
Form: Limerick



Playing the Dozens
... Your mama said my mama was blacker than burnt white toast My daddy said your daddy was a vanilla, rice cake loving Oriole Your brother said my brother was a jive, jitterbugging jigabo......

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Categories: bowlegged, feelings, truth, wisdom, words,
Form: Light Verse
Playing the Dozens
... Your mama said my mama was blacker than burnt white toast My daddy said your daddy was a vanilla, rice cake loving Oriole Your brother said my brother was a jive, jitterbugging jigabo......

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Categories: bowlegged, children, truth, wisdom, words,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member His Dangly Thing
...Ever walk behind a bowlegged person You see the path without any exertion The pitfalls ahead Are nothing to dread If his dangly thing isn't a diversion......

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Categories: bowlegged, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member His Dangly Thing
...Ever walk behind a bowlegged person You see the path ahead without any exertion The pitfalls ahead Are nothing to dread If you don't let his dangly thing be a diversion © Jack Elliso......

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Categories: bowlegged, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Cowpoke Meyers
...There was once an old cowpoke named Meyers For decades he'd rode an old hoss named Squires He'd roped steers and fixed fences Enjoyed beer and square dances A......

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Categories: bowlegged, cowboy-western, funny, old, old,
Form: Limerick
Chain of Life
...white roe suspended tad poles squirm through their plaster bowlegged frogs spring......

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Categories: bowlegged, animals
Form: Haiku

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