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Bogus Poems - Poems about Bogus


Hocus Bogus: a Curse That Could Be Worse
HOCUS BOGUS, BOGUS POCUS! A hex on the dryers of you who owe us A pox on your socks never to be found Unwound and pulled down underground I voodoo better than you do, and you'll rue The day you walked my way because I knew If I'm toil and trouble, you're definitely double So bubble bubble grow no more than stubble It...

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Categories: bogus, funny, humorous, magic,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member A Bogus Offer
Surfing the web, came across this site An offer to make me rich overnight So simple, this ploy A matter of joy Sell my first born and a night with my wife...

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Categories: bogus, perspective,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member A Bogus Offer
Surfing the web, came across this site An offer to make me rich overnight So simple, this ploy A matter of much joy Sell my firstborn and a night with my wife...

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Categories: bogus, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member That Bogus Age Thing
That Bogus Age Thing! Your biological age is only a number! Your state of mind is how old you really are! People define themselves as numbers? Never dreaming they have total control of how old they are. Just something to ponder, as you drive about in your car! ...

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Categories: bogus, age, encouraging,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Aloysius Wishes
Alousius was a most auspicious bird He was also a bit daffy and wacky And constantly went awry and absurd As a bird one might say he was absolutely atrocious And his appetency of eating rotten week old berries Gave him the worst possible case of halitosis Oh How! he did anguish the blue birds next door That fell from their perches...

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Categories: bogus, bird, crazy,
Form: Rhyme



Trump Deals Are All Bogus
Trump Deals Are All Bogus No wonder we raised such a fuss All Trump's deal are always bogus Not only that he is corrupt Many times has been bankrupt And in the end screwed all of us. Jim Horn...

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Categories: bogus, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Buying From a Bogus Online Pharmacy
Buying From the Bogus Online Pharmacy By Elton Camp Meg got tired of drug’s high price, A foreign pharmacy would be nice So she searched the Internet around Until the cheapest price she found A doctor prescription it didn’t need Nor other safety regulations to heed The drugs they sent through the mail The tremendous saving Meg did hail But in the mirror she was...

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Categories: bogus, humor, drug,
Form: Rhyme
Buy Your Bogus Degree From Us
Buy Your Bogus Degree From Us By Elton Camp Online diploma mills grind out degrees by the score Just pay your money and you need do nothing more Such credentials work better than simply telling a lie Because fake diplomas and transcripts they supply Because legitimate colleges also offer online degrees, It has become harder to detect diploma mills like these The names...

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Categories: bogus, educationpeople, money, people,
Form: Rhyme
Three Blackish Bogus Faeces
I stretched back my neck; Three blackish bogus faeces Remains adamant....

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Categories: bogus, funny,
Form: Haiku

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