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Boffins Poems - Poems about Boffins


Premium Member Terror Bugs: Part 1 - A Freezer Mice Adventure
...In case you don’t remember them they came from outer space They were to be the first beginnings of the human race But when they crashed they came down in a stark and frigid place Antarctic ice int......

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Categories: boffins, adventure,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Health and safety
...1980 we began to learn ( about health and safety) Not at every turn.' As the decades went, its demands just grew.' From Those quite acceptable, no one realised the end extent Mind you.' There w......

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Categories: boffins, appreciation, education, endurance,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Arms Race
...We've heard all about the stockpiling, the toilet rolls, lettuce and beans, but secretly more of this is going on unnoticed, and behind the scenes. The Government, in our best interests, (which ......

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Categories: boffins, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Ya Boo and Fiddlesticks
...Ya boo and fiddlesticks to the thorns of life and all that pricks. Ya boo, too, ye plutocrats who treat the rest like worthless rats. Fiddlesticks to ivory towers where boffins sport their men......

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Categories: boffins, discrimination, family, irony,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Eat, Drink and Be Merry
...'Six slices a day is the well balanced way' the boffins back then told us all, but now I'm not impressed, they say 'wholemeal is best, and more healthy' their clarion call. For a good spirit lift......

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Categories: boffins, food,
Form: Rhyme



Jovian Gemstone Precipitation
... Based on the BBC news article "Diamond rain falls on Saturn and Jupiter" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24477667 Mighty Jupiter - king of planets Noxious gasses form ......

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Categories: boffins, ocean, planet, rain, science,
Form: Verse
Premium Member No Worries
...For your lunchbox or party, to keep hale and hearty when it came to consumption of bread, 'six slices a day is the well balanced way' was what the TV adverts had said. Then the boffins agreed tha......

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Categories: boffins, food,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member How Could I Resist This Challenge - Updated Collaboration With Rob Bettridge
... Little Susie had peed her new pants Such an unfortunate circumstance In front of her mother She blushed a red colour … Then invented the ‘Wet knickers’ dance! Mum's reaction t......

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Categories: boffins, body, child, humorous,
Form: Limerick
'how Could I Resist This Challenge' - Updated Collaboration With Jan Allison
...(What Susie Did Next) Little Susie had peed her new pants Such an unfortunate circumstance In front of her mother She blushed a red colour … Then invented the ‘Wet knicker......

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Categories: boffins, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Autobiography of An Atmosphere
...I am a party animal, my heritage is mixed quite content to lounge about when conditions remain fixed. Suppose that’s the nobility which Krypton must provide, maintaining stiff upper lip when I’......

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Categories: boffins, education, humorous, metaphor, nature,
Form: Couplet
Aids
...I am not afraid of Aids You inflicted man with terror By destroying the most beautiful thing on earth That is love This doesn’t matter whether you are poor or rich Man used to share sentiments......

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Categories: boffins, abuse, allah, allegory, anti
Form: Elegy
Life's Reason
...LIFE'S REASON? Where do we figure in the universal scheme of things? this unanswered question is likely to so remain we could be so insignificant, our egos would suffer pain maybe we are caret......

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Categories: boffins, angst, health, imagination, life,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Telemark
...Imagine a world if they made it first Their want to dominate would continue to thirst Heavy Water to be their goal More innocent lives, more lost souls The German want for Nuclear Arms Brough......

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Categories: boffins, history, warworld, water, water,
Form: Rhyme
Prozac
...Pills from the doc His opinion one cannot mock Need to take the meds Designed to fix bad heads Invented by boffins To save many coffins The meds we take Enough to decorate a cake Do we feel w......

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Categories: boffins, angst, happiness, health, life,
Form: I do not know?

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