No Worries

For your lunchbox or party, to keep hale and hearty
when it came to consumption of bread,
'six slices a day is the well balanced way'
was what the TV adverts had said.
Then the boffins agreed that the brown wholemeal seed
was healthier for us all but
they have now changed their minds and with research they find
that white slices are good for the gut.
Twenty units of beer we could drink without fear
we were told by the powers that be
but Chief medical advisor who's paid to be wiser
says fourteen is better for me.
Since Adam was weeding the garden of Eden
by wheat and by grape we've survived
ignore the statistics, have bread ,beer and biscuits
and just enjoy being alive.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Laurie Avatar
February 10, 2016 at 1:59 AM
Nice one Viv ... eat well and die healthy. Sales of white bread must be slow - Lindsay
Fisher Avatar
February 9, 2016 at 7:39 PM
Awesome rhyme and story, Viv! I recently heard that two out of three poets recommend the same diet.
Wigley Avatar
February 10, 2016 at 12:49 AM
makes a change from eight out of ten cats, Dave :) thanks for dropping by. Regards, Viv
Turner Avatar
February 9, 2016 at 5:40 AM
Very funny, Viv. Since we're all so different, who's to say what's healthy for anyone. I like cheesecake! Love the poem.
Andresen Avatar
February 9, 2016 at 4:18 AM
- My answer: no worries, eat what you want - Enjoy what you like :) - A great poems, Viv - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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