Boar Poems - Poems about Boar

Boar Man, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD

Boar Man


Boar Man was the best at
his job of eating food waste.
He didn’t mind
the truly horrible taste.

Regrettably he’d lost all his friends
because every time he opened his mouth
flies and creepy-crawlies
went into their mouth.

Categories: boar, humor,
Form: Rhyme

A Huge Boar

Well, how to say, the story begins well, I go on a path (wide enough for a tractor), 20 meters long, which leads to a field (I had never had the curiosity to go there, but I pass in front every time I walk in Plougastel)There, surprise, a young doe crosses the field, for info

Categories: boar, 9th grade, animal, appreciation,
Form: Prose

Those Where the Good Ole Days

loves interlude
The story of love
it's why I ask myself
we are best together
seems i don't want no one else
people see things differently
it's different in every eye
we say hello just to say
goodbye
why oh why
tell me why oh why
must my heart be broken all the time!.....


Those where the days
those good ole days
when women loved
there men
with honor and respect
those

Categories: boar, film, jobs, love, motivation,
Form: Ballade

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Boar Boar Shed

Struggling to stay on top
He looked to the. Future
Evaluating his gains
and slighted through
Several possiblitys
Which might makest
All who labor in this
Types of endeavors
Chore less
Reduce the risks
Eliminate  challenges
And profit
 He designed a
Fencing system
That was sturdy enough 
To fennce in his hogs while they grazed
And a mobile barn with six axles
That housed the. Animals
At night and during

Categories: boar, animal, business, culture, farm,
Form: ABC

The Boar of Dumm - a Jabberwocky Parody

'Twas later in the afternoon

When the work of the day was done:

Many sat waiting for the moon,

Idly twiddling their thumbs.



'Beware the Boar of Dumm, my son!

The eyes that dull, the yawns that tire,

Beware the slowing steps, do run

Or to great things, you'll not aspire.'



He took his hardy tome in hand:

His father's words he did then

Categories: boar, adventure, books, parody, son,
Form: I do not know?

Tracey and the Boar

An apology to Tracey Emin for "Not Feeling Tracey's Badger"

Tracey and the Boar

I woke this morn regretting it
Saying Tracey’s Owl is s**t!
With one mean and sarky jerk
I cast aspersions on her work
The opinion that I hold of Tracey:
Brave and bold and rather racy
I’m just jealous of her balls
And that she has her stuff on walls
The

Categories: boar, animal, art, betrayal, england,
Form: Light Verse

What a Boar - Limerick Contest

There was a man with a shovel
Whose house was a relative hovel
Digs a hole in the floor
Think his dad was a boar
Cos he cant stop sniffing for truffle



Penned 17 August 2013

Categories: boar, funny,
Form: Limerick

Our Boar Head Bar Maiden

How lovely you are our Boar Head bar maiden
We fancy your red -long curly hair
For a grin we are treated when you bend at our table
To wipe away- our spilt dark brewed beer

Pour us another you lovely young maiden
Pour us another-a dream in a mug
We whistle and giggle with eyes wide open
For we all are

Categories: boar, drink, women,
Form: Lyric

Wild Boar

A wild boar came into town
because he felt so alone
he rampaged some doors and entered a home
to find some food in the kitchen




I came across the story in a newspaper and it really happened in Bavaria. 
Police came and thought it was a thief, but then they found tracks of the boar. 
Nobody saw him

Categories: boar, animalsfood,
Form: Rhyme

A Rabid Boar (Footle)

Bloody gore!
Wild boar!


For "Footle Fright" contest by Donna Golden

Categories: boar, death
Form: Rhyme