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Funny Blue Poems

These Funny Blue poems are examples of Blue poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Blue Funny poems written by international poets.


blue pills
you gave me a pill to give me a thrill, 
i got so high felt like flying in the sky, 
zooming around from room to...

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© Davy Young  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: blue, addiction, death, drug,



Jersey Belle, My Jersey Girl
'twas at the country fair I spied her
outstanding in her field
(in many more ways than one)
beyond compare second to none
eyelashes long and lovely skin of...

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Categories: blue, animal, fun, funny love,

Premium Member Big Blue Cow
I saw her in a meadow high
Where red flowers touch the sky
Her eyes were mournful, so much inside
I looked within, skepticism died

(chorus)
I'm in love with...

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© Gem Stone  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: blue, feelings, funny love, humor,

Ol’ Blue The Toad
There once was a dumb toad named Blue
who went around eating white glue;
Horns grew from his head,
His body turned red,
He said, “I should have eaten...

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Categories: blue, food, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Dill Pickle Hated Blue Cheese
Dill pickle hated him so
Because he stank badly
Dill pickle screamed just go
Blue cheese wept thus sadly
When I leave the fridg, bro
I'll stink ever much mo
Dill...

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Categories: blue, funny,



Premium Member Blue Cheese and Old Pickles
Quince shaped houses landscape Julienned Street
where citric groans once molded a blue cheese night.  
In one home lives reclusive Graham and his wife, Coco,
two...

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Categories: blue, crazy, death, funny, giggle,

Blue
When I saw the blue cheese, I almost fainted. 
It was orange, and green tainted. 
What else is that in the fridge?
Something that has a...

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Categories: blue, funny,

Premium Member Darn Blue Tape
Across the street, it’s hard to miss,
That fixer-upper in a state of bliss,
With peeling paint and the promise of change,
Yet one stubborn strip remains, so...

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Categories: blue, extended metaphor, poets, silly,

Premium Member The blue oyster
It was just like before riding my bicycle along the beach my tire rolls right over a star fish braising bump and scratches on my...

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Categories: blue, allah,

Premium Member Blue Moon Again
I haven’t heard from you in a few days
My heart is certainly ablaze
And you’re probably acrazed
Somewhere.

My gosh, you haven’t changed your ways
My friend, frankly, I...

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Categories: blue, allegory, earth, fantasy, funny,

Premium Member Ocean
Ocean the blue cat 
likes to suck on random toes 
taste the salty sweat 
 
...

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Categories: beach, blue, fun, giggle,

Mr Clinton
Mr Clinton, why did you tell white lies? 
We all cried, mother thought you were so wise 
You made me feel so silly 
I gave...

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Categories: america, blue, corruption, deep,

Premium Member You Can't Fool Your Money
You hear it from your neighbour
And on the street as well
So do yourself a favour
Forget the news they tell 
But what may seem most funny
Regardless...

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Categories: blue, money, political,

Powder Blue
Powder blue.
Postman Raleigh frame,
Wheels that were thin and far from de rigeur at the time.
An ode to the horrors of Shelly with its salvaged parts,
None...

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Categories: blue, memory,

Premium Member Never Be Blue If You Can Be Cyan
I have to ask of my good friend Jan
who lives far away on the isle of man
why on earth  you went for a silly...

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Categories: blue, appreciation, art, dedication, hilarious,


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