Funny Blue Poems
These Funny Blue poems are examples of Blue poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Blue Funny poems written by international poets.
Blue Moon AgainI haven’t heard from you in a few days
My heart is certainly ablaze
And you’re probably acrazed
Somewhere.
My gosh, you haven’t changed your ways
My friend, frankly, I...
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blue, allegory, earth, fantasy, funny,
OceanOcean the blue cat
likes to suck on random toes
taste the salty sweat
...
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beach, blue, fun, giggle,
Mr ClintonMr Clinton, why did you tell white lies?
We all cried, mother thought you were so wise
You made me feel so silly
I gave...
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america, blue, corruption, deep,
You Can't Fool Your MoneyYou hear it from your neighbour
And on the street as well
So do yourself a favour
Forget the news they tell
But what may seem most funny
Regardless...
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blue, money, political,
Powder BluePowder blue.
Postman Raleigh frame,
Wheels that were thin and far from de rigeur at the time.
An ode to the horrors of Shelly with its salvaged parts,
None...
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blue, memory,
Never Be Blue If You Can Be CyanI have to ask of my good friend Jan
who lives far away on the isle of man
why on earth you went for a silly...
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blue, appreciation, art, dedication, hilarious,
Limerick In a Darker Shade of BlueA laundryman let his dong dangle
While standing too close to a mangle.
When they stopped it, you guessed it,
It had folded and pressed it,
And now he...
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blue, humor,
Benjamin BlueBENJAMIN BLUE
Benjamin Blue lost his shoe.
He called to his mother, “What should I do?”
His mother said, “Look under your bed”
But as he did, he bumped...
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blue, 1st grade, boy, children,
No Blue HairNo blue hair or curls for me.
I’ll grow old naturally.
Hanging breasts and flattened bum,
crooked teeth and graying gum.
Sagging knees and chicken skin,
sunny spots and double...
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blue, age, beauty, funny, hair,
Beautiful BluesRecollecting my old thoughts,
Trying to connect all dots,
Glancing at the twinkling stars,
While being proud of my scars.
I always had a question to God,
Which is...
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blue, courage, dedication, how
Angel Pink and Angel BlueAngel Pink and Angel Blue were the best duo in 2022.
They decorated Christmas trees without paste or glue.
Making a splash that was unexpected, not overdue.
We...
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blue, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
A Poem Written While Stuck In An Elevatori am writing this poem in an elevator while stuck
the light represents the darkness that i feel
i guess i deserved to be literally abandoned by...
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blue, depression, loneliness, lost
The Poison AppleAn apple a day keeps the doctor away
Not when you put cotton candy in our grapes
You might as well give it to a teacher,see what...
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betrayal, bible, blue, candy,
Love's TestI asked her "what did you want from me so true"
She answered "I want to reign with you through the blue"...
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anti bullying, art, blue,
Right Into This Traffic JamI have issues with the sun
It burns
It burns so much these days
It burns it hurts my face
Yet I am going out now
Right into this traffic...
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blue, deep, depression,