Funny Blue Poems

I saw her in a meadow high
Where red flowers touch the sky
Her eyes were mournful, so much inside
I looked within, skepticism died

(chorus)
I'm in love with...

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There once was a dumb toad named Blue
who went around eating white glue;
Horns grew from his head,
His body turned red,
He said, “I should have eaten...

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Dill pickle hated him so
Because he stank badly
Dill pickle screamed just go
Blue cheese wept thus sadly
When I leave the fridg, bro
I'll stink ever much mo
Dill...

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Quince shaped houses landscape Julienned Street
where citric groans once molded a blue cheese night.  
In one home lives reclusive Graham and his wife, Coco,
two...

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When I saw the blue cheese, I almost fainted. 
It was orange, and green tainted. 
What else is that in the fridge?
Something that has a...

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Across the street, it’s hard to miss,
That fixer-upper in a state of bliss,
With peeling paint and the promise of change,
Yet one stubborn strip remains, so...

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It was just like before riding my bicycle along the beach my tire rolls right over a star fish braising bump and scratches on my...

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I haven’t heard from you in a few days
My heart is certainly ablaze
And you’re probably acrazed
Somewhere.

My gosh, you haven’t changed your ways
My friend, frankly, I...

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Ocean the blue cat 
likes to suck on random toes 
taste the salty sweat 
 
...

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Mr Clinton, why did you tell white lies? 
We all cried, mother thought you were so wise 
You made me feel so silly 
I gave...

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You hear it from your neighbour
And on the street as well
So do yourself a favour
Forget the news they tell 
But what may seem most funny
Regardless...

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Powder blue.
Postman Raleigh frame,
Wheels that were thin and far from de rigeur at the time.
An ode to the horrors of Shelly with its salvaged parts,
None...

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I have to ask of my good friend Jan
who lives far away on the isle of man
why on earth  you went for a silly...

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A laundryman let his dong dangle
While standing too close to a mangle.
When they stopped it, you guessed it,
It had folded and pressed it,
And now he...

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BENJAMIN BLUE

Benjamin Blue lost his shoe.
He called to his mother, “What should I do?”

His mother said, “Look under your bed”
But as he did, he bumped...

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