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Blankety Poems - Poems about Blankety


Premium Member BLANKETY-BLANK VERSE
...Alas it is a chore to write Blank Verse Unable to peruse my rhyme filled purse In search for words not better but not worse A sad lament of poetry’s last curse To stab the darkness with an ill-......

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Categories: blankety, humor, irony, muse, words,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Blankety Blank Blank Blank
...Blankety blankety blank blank blank Blankety blank blank blank So how do like my poem so far Getting pretty low in the tank To resort to this ridiculous bit of nonsense Must be pretty ......

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Categories: blankety, giggle,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Blankety Blankety Blank Blank Blank
...Blankety blank blank blank Blankety blank blank blank So how do like my quatrain so far Getting pretty low in the tank To resort to this ridiculous bit of nonsense Must be pretty damn ......

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Categories: blankety, silly,
Form: Rhyme
What the Bleeping Bleepers
...What The Bleeping Bleepers? What the bleeping bleepers what the blankety blanks what the freaking freaks what the hellish hells what the palish pales what the fracking fracks what the duckin......

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Categories: blankety, fun, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member I Am Here To Serve
...I walked into my school at noon one day, straight from a bland boring counseling meeting and no one was there. No receptionist, no secretary, no nurse, no vice principal, no custodian, oh, where wer......

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Categories: blankety, school, teacher, teachers day,
Form: Free verse



And Another Thing
...Mama got tired of his hats; He strowed them all over the house, Her temper was short, this woman, Never as quiet as a mouse. If it's been done before, I can do it, So she went to the lumber st......

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Categories: blankety, family, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member On Turning Fifty Contest
...ON TURNING FIFTY As my cousin turned fifty there was talk of AARP. Two years behind Danny, I ask the million dollar question: “What is AARP?” – “Oh you’ll find out,” my uncle laughs.......

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Categories: blankety, age, humor,
Form: Free verse
When In Doubt, Change the Subject
...Imagine a woman peeking out from the shower curtain… Accompanying captions on the side appear “I asked 100 women what shampoo they preferred? The #1 answer to my survey was certain, ......

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Categories: blankety, 11th grade, flower, seasons,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Blankety Blank Blank Blank
...BLANKETY BLANK BLANK BLANK Blankety blankety blank blank blank Blankety blank blank blank So how do like my quatrain so far Getting pretty low in the tank To resort to this ridiculou......

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Categories: blankety, humorous,
Form: Quatrain

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