Blankety Poems - Poems about Blankety

...Blankety blankety blank blank blank Blankety blank blank blank So how do like my poem so far Getting pretty low in the tank To resort to this ridiculous bit of nonsense Must be pretty ......Read the rest...

...Blankety blank blank blank Blankety blank blank blank So how do like my quatrain so far Getting pretty low in the tank To resort to this ridiculous bit of nonsense Must be pretty damn ......Read the rest...

...What The Bleeping Bleepers? What the bleeping bleepers what the blankety blanks what the freaking freaks what the hellish hells what the palish pales what the fracking fracks what the duckin......Read the rest...

...I walked into my school at noon one day, straight from a bland boring counseling meeting and no one was there. No receptionist, no secretary, no nurse, no vice principal, no custodian, oh, where wer......Read the rest...

...Mama got tired of his hats; He strowed them all over the house, Her temper was short, this woman, Never as quiet as a mouse. If it's been done before, I can do it, So she went to the lumber st......Read the rest...

...ON TURNING FIFTY As my cousin turned fifty there was talk of AARP. Two years behind Danny, I ask the million dollar question: “What is AARP?” – “Oh you’ll find out,” my uncle laughs.......Read the rest...

...Imagine a woman peeking out from the shower curtain… Accompanying captions on the side appear “I asked 100 women what shampoo they preferred? The #1 answer to my survey was certain, ......Read the rest...

...BLANKETY BLANK BLANK BLANK Blankety blankety blank blank blank Blankety blank blank blank So how do like my quatrain so far Getting pretty low in the tank To resort to this ridiculou......Read the rest...