Blankety Blank Blank Blank

BLANKETY BLANK BLANK BLANK Blankety blankety blank blank blank Blankety blank blank blank So how do like my quatrain so far Getting pretty low in the tank To resort to this ridiculous bit of nonsense Pretty damn desperate I'd say You can fool some people some of the time But never P-Souper each day When juices stop flowing Soupers know right away They can spot it right off the bat Obviously when I start that blankety blank stuff Instead of love and all that Maybe I should take some word rhyming pills But they're so damn expensive these days Two thousand dollars for just twenty-five pills Need a job as a gigolo to pay Well I'm gonna end this blankety blank poem Threw in a bit of smut ha ha Got by the censors with that blankety blank stuff They're freaking out, sure good for a laugh © Jack Ellison 2013
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Peterson Avatar
November 8, 2013 at 6:31 PM
(Yes, that's a blank you don't see above). Thanks, Jack. Great wit as usual.
Ellison Avatar
November 8, 2013 at 6:39 PM
Thank you Mark! Much appreciated! Jack
Gorelick Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 2:58 PM
This is one of the most blankety blank, blankety blank poems Ive ever read. You outdid yourself. Love, love, love it. BG
Ellison Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 4:14 PM
I think you had better watch the language my dear Miss Barbara... the censors are watching LOL Love and big hugs, Jack xoxox
Jones Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 12:49 PM
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ....blank....:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Ellison Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 4:10 PM
Looks like I left you speechless Donna dear Donna! LOL Love, Jack xoxox
Eastman Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 12:25 PM
Dragon FINALLY AGREES with me... A Miracle (to say the least)... No where has anyone got... so much... for so little... LOL... And it rhymes, too....
Ellison Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 4:08 PM
You KNOW it, Miss Carol!!! Great big huggeroonies!!! xoxox
Virden Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 12:19 PM
Sup Yo? You crack me up! You could write of teenagers and their impossible ways. A broken leg, a beautiful face, or simply the good O'l days. But whatever the topic your personality shines; It's magic when your spinning your rhymes! Hugs my friend :-)
Ellison Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 4:03 PM
WELL, WELL! YOU'RE A VERY NICE LADY... CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND!!! LOL Thank you dear Sarai... come again and again and again! Big huggeroonies xoxoxoxox
Tacito Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 10:11 AM
YAY for smut!!! I mean, good job!! =D
Ellison Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 4:01 PM
No... you had it right!!! LOL Thanks my friend!
Bolton Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 9:15 AM
I have to remember your blankety blank recipe for thwarting the censors here on Soup. Your blankety blankety blank blank blank served its purpose . . . and then some.
Ellison Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 3:56 PM
It's a service I provide free of charge! LOL Thanks for dropping by my friend!
Chircop Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 8:44 AM
I love all your poems even the blankety blank one can keep me entertained : )..and I love your loving and humorous poems too.
Ellison Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 8:48 AM
You, my dear Charmaine, are one sweet lady! I love hearing from you... big hugs milady xoxoxoxox
Manassian Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 8:02 AM
OH KENNY! You never run out of words about love and life....Get off your blankity blank blank and write something gushy! ;) HUGS
Ellison Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 8:14 AM
Yes ma'am... coming right up ma'am! LOL A poem about what both know best eh!!! Love and gushy stuff xoxoxo
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