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Blankety Blank Blank Blank

BLANKETY BLANK BLANK BLANK Blankety blankety blank blank blank Blankety blank blank blank So how do like my quatrain so far Getting pretty low in the tank To resort to this ridiculous bit of nonsense Pretty damn desperate I'd say You can fool some people some of the time But never P-Souper each day When juices stop flowing Soupers know right away They can spot it right off the bat Obviously when I start that blankety blank stuff Instead of love and all that Maybe I should take some word rhyming pills But they're so damn expensive these days Two thousand dollars for just twenty-five pills Need a job as a gigolo to pay Well I'm gonna end this blankety blank poem Threw in a bit of smut ha ha Got by the censors with that blankety blank stuff They're freaking out, sure good for a laugh © Jack Ellison 2013

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Mark Peterson

Date: 11/8/2013 6:31:00 PM

(Yes, that's a blank you don't see above). Thanks, Jack. Great wit as usual.

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/8/2013 6:39:00 PM

Thank you Mark! Much appreciated! Jack

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 11/5/2013 2:58:00 PM

This is one of the most blankety blank, blankety blank poems Ive ever read. You outdid yourself. Love, love, love it. BG

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/5/2013 4:14:00 PM

I think you had better watch the language my dear Miss Barbara... the censors are watching LOL Love and big hugs, Jack xoxox

Donna Jones

Date: 11/5/2013 12:49:00 PM

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ....blank....:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/5/2013 4:10:00 PM

Looks like I left you speechless Donna dear Donna! LOL Love, Jack xoxox

Carol Eastman

Date: 11/5/2013 12:25:00 PM

Dragon FINALLY AGREES with me... A Miracle (to say the least)... No where has anyone got... so much... for so little... LOL... And it rhymes, too....

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/5/2013 4:08:00 PM

You KNOW it, Miss Carol!!! Great big huggeroonies!!! xoxox

Sarai Virden

Date: 11/5/2013 12:19:00 PM

Sup Yo? You crack me up! You could write of teenagers and their impossible ways. A broken leg, a beautiful face, or simply the good O'l days. But whatever the topic your personality shines; It's magic when your spinning your rhymes! Hugs my friend :-)

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/5/2013 4:03:00 PM

WELL, WELL! YOU'RE A VERY NICE LADY... CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND!!! LOL Thank you dear Sarai... come again and again and again! Big huggeroonies xoxoxoxox

Poet Tacito

Date: 11/5/2013 10:11:00 AM

YAY for smut!!! I mean, good job!! =D

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/5/2013 4:01:00 PM

No... you had it right!!! LOL Thanks my friend!

Jerry Bolton

Date: 11/5/2013 9:15:00 AM

I have to remember your blankety blank recipe for thwarting the censors here on Soup. Your blankety blankety blank blank blank served its purpose . . . and then some.

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/5/2013 3:56:00 PM

It's a service I provide free of charge! LOL Thanks for dropping by my friend!

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 11/5/2013 8:44:00 AM

I love all your poems even the blankety blank one can keep me entertained : )..and I love your loving and humorous poems too.

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/5/2013 8:48:00 AM

You, my dear Charmaine, are one sweet lady! I love hearing from you... big hugs milady xoxoxoxox

Eileen Manassian

Date: 11/5/2013 8:02:00 AM

OH KENNY! You never run out of words about love and life....Get off your blankity blank blank and write something gushy! ;) HUGS

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/5/2013 8:14:00 AM

Yes ma'am... coming right up ma'am! LOL A poem about what both know best eh!!! Love and gushy stuff xoxoxo