And Another Thing

Mama got tired of his hats;
He strowed them all over the house,
Her temper was short, this woman,
Never as quiet as a mouse.

If it's been done before, I can do it,
So she went to the lumber store,
Bought a big flat board, brought it home,
With ten penny nails for her chore.

You never heard such a banging hammer,
The board went up with its nails,
And Pappa's hat rack was finished,
A coat of wall paint did prevail.

Now, the hats are a nice decoration,
If Pappa would just hang up them felts, but
Mama's got another thing to yell about,
"Hang up your blankety hats - or else!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Wood Avatar
June 14, 2017 at 1:04 PM
Hey SW, I just happened to stumble across this funny and very apropos poem. My wife and your mom are likely kindred spirits. I can't even find my hats anymore! Fun one, thanks! - Dean
Sands Avatar
June 12, 2017 at 9:09 PM
This is funny Sunlite. I enjoyed it :)
Wanter Avatar
June 13, 2017 at 6:19 PM
Thanks, Heidi - so glad you enjoyed it.
Turner Avatar
June 12, 2017 at 5:22 PM
When mama's not happy, nobody's happy:) I suggest he pick up his hats:) Funny poem, Sunlite.
Wanter Avatar
June 13, 2017 at 6:19 PM
You have that right, Daniel!!!
Wolf Avatar
June 12, 2017 at 3:04 PM
Haha, a fun write! enjoyable read this morning
Wanter Avatar
June 13, 2017 at 6:16 PM
I appreciate your dropping by and am glad you enjoyed this.
Onclaud Avatar
June 12, 2017 at 2:55 PM
ohh, so fascinating, sun...i like the humor here... huggs
Wanter Avatar
June 13, 2017 at 6:15 PM
Thanks, Nette!
Green Avatar
June 12, 2017 at 1:12 PM
That was funny my friend. Some old dogs are hard to teach new tricks too. : )
Wanter Avatar
June 13, 2017 at 6:13 PM
Almost true story, Chris! It was a running feud between my parents. Men wore hats in their time.
Allison Avatar
June 12, 2017 at 12:28 PM
Great humour! She could always hang him up by the coat hook if he leaves his hats around now Sunlite!:-) hugs Jan xx
Wanter Avatar
June 13, 2017 at 6:12 PM
Thanks, Jan, Queen of Humor!
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