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Naughty Blanche

Blanche isn’t content just to flirt.   
With lightning speed, she sheds her skirt
for a roll in the hay.
You can bet, for each lay,
hot passion she’ll surely exert.

the sitcom "The Golden Girls"--character, Blanche Devereaux


March 31, 2022
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Sponsor: Joseph May

Categories: blanche, sexy,
Form: Limerick

Cousin Blanche Keeps Us Entertained

Cousin Blanche disclosed, explained, expressed and told.
Stories from the family’s past, many quite funny and old.
She hinted, insinuated, teased, and laughingly conveyed,
Mom said her lies were proof of her role as old maid.
We believed her tales, they delighted us so.
Whether or not they were true, we will never know.

Categories: blanche, fun,
Form: Rhyme

Carte Blanche

To Israel Kamakawiwo, IZ



Tell him the sea has receded and the stars are jumping on its bare bed.
Tell him that history was a seagull hungering our names.
Tell him, if he is silent, if he isolates himself, God appeased the volcano,
 created for us this island.
Tell him that I wait for him under the almond tree,

Categories: blanche, farewell,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Avalanche Blanche

She stood on the jetty
Salt water in her eye,
The past said ‘hello’
The future; ‘goodbye’.

Hundreds and thousands,
The colour of snow,
Seeds of bad bullying,
No time could un-sow.

Teased for some dandruff,
Never given a chance,
Named, jibed and called,
Forever, ‘Avalanche Blanche’.

Categories: blanche, anger, angst,
Form: Limerick

Carte Blanche

The double checkout line made clear
That if you have a cart,
You join the people on the left
And help to do your part

To move the lines much faster.
If a basket you do hold,
The right-hand side is where you go;
The sign is big and bold.

So there I waited; in my basket
Three things I was buying.
My line was

Categories: blanche, people,
Form: Rhyme

Cart Blanche Aldi Time - Part I

Joyous rapture awoke sleeping animalistic giant: 
carnal, feral, gonadal horniness in deed, when defiant

this primate crossed figurative 
   paths with a stunning woman 
older than a spring chicken freed 
   via ma hen nah paws van
jealous (of casual suitors), 
when I figuratively crossed urban
paths with delectable dame. 

   This

Categories: blanche, appreciation, cute love, integrity,
Form: Free verse

Cart Blanche Aldi Time - Part Ii

entered said market seconds later, 
   and dye motioned (to her) as she sigh 
lent lee reached same idle sturdy cart, 
   which ordinarily requires a quarter to pry 
loose from a train of chained property. 

   I unthinkingly, reflexively, and blithely my
deferred politesse she took possession of cart.

Categories: blanche, blessing, dream, feelings, freedom,
Form: Free verse

Cart Blanche Aldi Time - Part Iii

glancing at thee beautiful doll female human, 
   an aggregate of positivity arose. That four 
tut hood toward slender youthful looking chica 
   figuratively took my breath away. She galore
re: us lee ranked topnotch on my register 
   of aesthetic delight. Thus, while this jackfrosted hoar
frosted flake ambled up

Categories: blanche, angel, angst, beautiful, beauty,
Form: Free verse

From Noir To Blanche

From Noir to Blanche

The lovely daisies closed my eyes
I dreamt of angels in disguise
Who walked upon my mortal land
Dressed only in their black and gray
The somber clothing very bland

They gathered flowers as they passed
Then tossed them in the summer air
As they alit  bright colors beamed
The daisies turned my eyes to green
Their clothing white to

Categories: blanche, adventure, change, color,
Form: Free verse

My Hog Named Blanche

But, Blanche, you were much more
Than just a hog… much more

With harvest moon quivering,
Charging the cool autumn night

You are drenched
In delicious alien mystery

Sauntering around your muddy pen,
Confident, in control, full of barnyard sass…

Oh, Blanche, your beguiling black eyes
Beckoning

Drawing me into your muddy world
Your sensuality overpowering

I sleep in your filthy pen
Aghast and in love

Categories: blanche, allegory, autumn,
Form: Dramatic Verse

Carte Blanche

when I love, I love generously
carte blanche with my heart
always giving all I have
once those feelings start
my love like a credit card
the sky the limit for every charge
this way that I love someday
will be returned in the same way

Categories: blanche, lovelove,
Form: Verse

Carte Blanche

There were two cardinals separated by a tree branch with fruit.
One was a female and the other was a male.
Her four fruits were ripe and his one was not so he became a brute.
She was to the left and he was to the right and looking pale.

Her purple fruits put off enough to make her

Categories: blanche, animals, funny, imagination, inspirational,
Form: Sonnet