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Bird Brain Poems

Bird Brain Poems - Below are popular examples of all types of bird brain poetry to share and read. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for bird brain.

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Premium Member Do You Know Who You Look Like
Sheba was a bird brain – a dumb bunny for sure.
She had no idea she was a dead ringer for Marilyn Monroe.
Not the blonde, over-glamorized, sensationalized Marilyn,
but rather the young, darling, innocent-looking Marilyn
the one who did not expect to be...Read More
Categories: bird brain, husband, wife,
Form: Narrative

Premium Member Bosom Buddies
Sir Trump is now all chummy with Sir Kim
A pair of bosom buddies, kith and kin --
   Trump tweets out Joe Biden
   'Your bird-brain is hiding' --
Hey, what's yours, Sir Trump, a phantom limb...Read More
Categories: bird brain, friendship, leadership, political, satire,
Form: Limerick
An Unrepentant Spitball Marksman
the upshot constituted a figurative straw
     that broke the virtual camels back
where yours truly fingered as scape goat,
     who meekly, passively, and subserviently
     felt the stinging crack
of wooden,...Read More
Categories: bird brain, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form: Free verse
Bird Brain and Pigeon Toe
Two of the wackiest guys I know,
live two doors down, one flight below
Tall is one, the other be short
One chirps all the time ... one coos
Tall wears a small hat
	         Short sports...Read More
Categories: bird brain, friendship, fun, humorous, satire,
Form: Light Verse
Ignorance explicit
Ignorance is f****g bliss?
Are you kidding me?
Ignorance makes me f****g pissed.
Makes me wanna cut someone.
Or slit my own damn wrist's.
Who ever said that expression?
I would really like to meet.
Probably end on a bad note.
Cops laying out white sheets.
Blood would f***g...Read More
Categories: bird brain, humanity, nonsense, poems, write,
Form: Rhyme


A raven chick attempted first flying lesson 
He didn't quite make his preplanned destination

Mother bird stood by evaluating his flying foray 
Okay is good  but good is not okay

There's more to this story and it's...Read More
Categories: bird brain, allegory, analogy, animal, bird, cute love, encouraging,
Form: Couplet
LOve Hurts
love puts a spring in every step,
  but painful is if you been left,
depressing is the rain:>
black n white the picture stain,
an round n round again,
im wishing i was dead,
but sandgoanna aint fed?
so i willl remain,
a Pelican of brain,
poor...Read More
Categories: bird brain, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member About the Owl
An owl sat on our tree outside, and Dragon was completely mesmerized.
So Dragon ask what was his name, and Who was all that he devised.
Dragon said YOU, you silly bird; it’s YOUR name, which I want to know.
And again he...Read More
Categories: bird brain, fantasy, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form: Light Verse
Avian Antics
My car was parked beneath a tree,
More gingkoish than oaken;
I never noticed birds a’perched,
Yet each one left a token.

The windshield was opaquely masked;
The roof and sides were splattered.
They missed the turned-in mirror,
Though that hardly even mattered.

You really had to give...Read More
Categories: bird brain, animal, urban,
Form: Rhyme
                     A TRAGEDY OF PRIDE ( hubris)
             ...Read More
Categories: bird brain, allegory, animals, beauty, life, mystery, nature, philosophy,
Form: Narrative
A World of Laughs
Look around,embrace life,smile,
Even if it's only once in a while,
Gods' world,acres of entertainment,
Learn to laugh,enjoy your environment,
Umbrellas out,the birds are soaring,
Two parrots pecking,so adoring,
The king of water,angry river roaring,
Water racing each other,raindrops pouring,
Snake shaking his rattler,rumba girls luring,
Woodpecker sharing knock,knock...Read More
Categories: bird brain, funny, happiness, inspirational, nature,
Form: Rhyme
The Flight of Thomas Morray
Thomas Morray was a friend of mine
He had this obsession with wanting to fly
He began to study the skeletons of birds
which provided his volcabulary with the
strangest of words

He professed he longed for his sternum to be fused,
so to strengthen his...Read More
Categories: bird brain, death, friendship, inspirational,
Form: Rhyme
DODO-ITSU-not a Dodoitsu
With long legs and elongated beak he came,
wearing trunks and a black sash 'round his waist,
smelling of 'High Karate' and wearing a blue headband,
the 'bad-seed' leader of Jujitsu and martial arts, we all faced!

This was no panty-waist or mealy-mouth bird-brain,
no...Read More
Categories: bird brain, fantasy, funny, imagination, blue,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Enough with the Chitter Already
As if it’s not enough that I must share
this little stump of wood with you, my friend,
I have to HEAR you! How much must I bear
before you have me going round the bend?

Although we are the same birds of a...Read More
Categories: bird brain, animalsbird, bird,
Form: Personification
The Swamp
Cattails grow up out of my muck
taking root in  the mire on my bottom

creeping along in my soft blue clay,
shooting up in long cylindrical spikes
with a velvety fruit, encouraging

red-winged black birds to nest, feed,
caw and quack, at times acting...Read More
Categories: bird brain, nature
Form: Iambic Pentameter
C'est La vie!
I gaze above from my grassy station
While lying on my back, the cumuli
Traversed the sky in noiseless slow-motion.
Great day! I thought while fixed upon the sky.
Then casually a bird flew overhead
And dropped its cargo off all over me.
In life a...Read More
Categories: bird brain, funnybird, bird,
Form: Sonnet
I Think So
I grew up on a farm and  we never had an alarm clock
we had an old rooster and every morning he would wake my dad
three hundred  sixty five days a year
He never said  I think  I...Read More
Categories: bird brain, inspirational, nature, people, god, god, morning,
Form: Narrative