Humorous Betrayal Poems

On holiday whilst in South Zante
My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’
Found in the jacuzzi
With fat floozie Susie
He’s no chance of coitus with aunty!
 
Aunt Bertha's...

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One generic baby boomer, (a garden variety sexagenarian)...
offers his interpretation of critical race theory

I, (an articulate, charming, domesticated, 
erudite, friendly, genteel, humorous, intelligent,
kind, learned, male,...

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This is how I’m supposed to be,
I’m not messed up, can’t you see?!

Always compared, sick of this all,
Chitter, chatter, have to stand tall.

Constantly feeling misunderstood,
They...

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"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone

Yes, he thought – her body shaped
Just like he’d...

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Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly
allowed, enabled and provided inspiration I
attest Frau...

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I often stare into darkness...
awake, while lying in bed

stars and moon light
making shadows

some light always
finding its way in

(everything having a dark side
but not entirely without...

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Mirella et Lino Saputa
Saputa Lino et Mirella
say ye oh songtress
sing till the swallows
hear
sing ye oh Mi Lady
sing until the the oceans
stand still
oh yet the night
might...

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Walking in the grass,                     ...

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Oh wondrous one
What have they done
We're stuck here in a rut
No Paddy's Day, to my great dismay
I'm treated like your mutt

Oh little boy
Fill your heart...

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January 13th, 2023

After wishing upon a star
to garner a handsome windfall
as a positive fated birthday gift
lo and behold, these ears didn't deceive me,
cuz I discerned...

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It was all just an performance, an act.
A scene in an interesting play.
There was a intriguing actor, 
performing on stage that day.

One hell of a...

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You sing the songs they have sung
You wear the suits they have worn
You follow the signs they have changed 
You cheer the victories they have...

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Backyard Betrayal

Mr. and Mrs. McLude
Laid out each day in the nude
A drone hovered by
“I’m cold!” the man cried.
Embarrassed, his wife yelled, “How rude!”
























Date: 02/01/2022
PS syllable...

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One day I got up off the john,
And to my desk to work upon.
An hours passed.  I looked around.
To my amazing eyes I found:

My...

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Break me, mold me, my thoughts and shake me
never stop, this thing, and love me, to make me
the brave me and let you to always...

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