Best Zip Your Lip Poems

My Mother in law insists she's always right 
I would disagree.... but I won't cause a fight!


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I wore my pretty pink dress; you told me
I looked quite divine. Nervously I walk
through the door, your ma wails like a banshee,
but I clear...

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A is for alertness so you know what's going on.
B is for the brain freeze you get before the dawn.

C is cardiopathy so you can...

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Freudian Slip

Don't take this as a flippant quip
But you know what's showing?
Your Freudian Slip

You may think you're ultra hip
But your subconscious speaks 
Through the words...

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here I am 
i'm pissed again

let others control my emotions
once more

damnit

be the bigger person
but i just joined a weight loss program

be the grown up, girlfriend
just...

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(huff fin Bach seat driver)...

Aye kin recall when both offspring
     (yay high) as a small child
and now ma deux daughters
 ...

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Life is short but shorter still
If all your battles go uphill
So sometimes, keeping thoughts inside
Will help you have a smoother ride.

If you just can’t, at...

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You need some gas? We'll, step right up
And pump it 'til you've had your fill 
Unless you're in New Jersey, where
You best make sure you...

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