Best Yuh Poems


Yuh Bright An Facety!!!

Yuh come inna mi office
come tek out mi tings 
yuh bright!!!!!!!!!!!
Mi nuh undastan yuh!!!!!!!!!!

Mi sey to miself...
"Lawd, mi a go forgive him....see di good side"
but nooooooooooo......
yuh come, nuff up yuhself and TIEF!!!!

Bwoy o bwoy....
ghost know who fi frighten...
clearly me a no one.

Come nuh...step in yah again!!
Me an yuh a go 'ave it out!
Tink seh mi likkle bit an caan mash ants...
wait likkle more...
King Kong piss up himself when me get bringle!!

An den yuh 'ave de audacity fi come laugh inna mi face!
Yuh no know who yuh a deal wid!!??
lata fi yuh...mi have betta tings fi do!
hhmmmmph!


NB: For those who may not understand the language the poem, it is written in 
Jamaican Patois.

Whoopee Tie Yuh Yippee

An horseshoe should bring you good luck
Although it is covered in muck
The horse may go lame
But you're not to blame
Your mother-in-law-needs a buck

Mi Just a Tell Yuh

“I am a man”

What’s that really?

Having sex with several women

Beating a woman senseless

He doesn’t cry because it's pointless

He doesn’t communicate because it’s a female thing

Mi just a ask

Because that’s all I know a man to be  

Would I want you to be my father?

Would I want you to be my child’s father?

That’s a question you need to answer

Would you date you, sir

Mi just a ask

Because I have no idea what a man should be

If you had a daughter and she met a man like you …would you cry for her or smile with joy

When yuh child introduce you to a man like you …don’t call her nuh fool… you were her example

Careful the example you set it will come back to yuh its call “karma”

Mi just a tell yuh   

Don’t tell anyone yuh a man because yuh a father

Were you there for the birth of that child?

Mi just a ask yuh

I celebrate with the men that treat a woman well and be there for their child …you are so few  

Mi just a tell yuh

Happy international men’s day


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i center mine writes....i wuz informed recently that that issue haz uh
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mine prey this helps   ,)

*prey spell'd wit thuh astute think  ')>

Premium Member you were with him weren't yuh

.
                                                   "yes i was
                                               if 'him' was you"


                                                          ')>

Premium Member yuh can’t preen purty

.                              yet    do
                                    ‘er 
                                     instinctively
                                                basal


Premium Member i hear'd yuh were here

.
                         i know'd yuh'd 
                         pick       tributary 
                                thuh 
                            and i ran
                         in mine robe

                         and you're in
                                your
                         your tank top
                                and
                           oh       them'z
                                my
                                panniez

Premium Member get fat i'd still luv yuh

.
                  personally girl
               thuh meat tastes
                        bettuh

                        mhmm
                     i'd lick'it 'to
                     your smile
                  unto       nervous
                         yourn
                         'bout                                           
                  mis largo dientes contra tus saddle
                                                                       china

Premium Member t'weren't gonnuh let edvard have yuh

.
                                                  oh know they 
                                                       weren't 

                                             "you're december
                                                    she'z may"

                                                        know
                                                    i'm gemini
                                          and mercury'z alwayz
                                                  in mine rizen
                                                         and
                                             she'z april fer sure
                                                    oh yesss
                                                        thuh      
                                            spring          spring'n
                                                       spring
                                                   'bout mine
                                               and she ain't no
                                                     chicken
                                             and she digz mine
                                                cock     doodle
                                                         uh
                                                         whut i doo

Premium Member yuh see girl i luv yuh

.
                                    i flex mine
                             torso'z         push
                                         limbz
                                         mine rusted 
                                                    
                                          uhhp
                                umph         lock      
                                       got'chuh
                                       now did that hurt
                                       
                                     "((mmph))"

Premium Member yuh got's tuh walk'it tuh talk'it

.
                                              they        hike'en
                                                      love
                                                      thuh appalachias
                                                                      'twixt'it's           
        
                                                                                   ')

Premium Member iz yuh doubt'n edvard'z romantic

.
                                           come      closer
                                                    hear
       
                                          listen       hushhh
                                                   shhh 

                                                'tiz    pneuma
                                                      2
                                                  silent 

                                        hence        word   
                                                  every
                                                  yourn spark mine
                                                                         loud


Premium Member ooooh eye'm fix'n tuh tell yuh

.
                                  past mine think
                                         drib'ling
                                   'pon          slips
                                           soup
                                      vulvar cleft

                                       tauntingly
                                         in      uv
                                          place 
                                          edvard'z lips
 
                                                          ,)




*double dip
       <]')

Premium Member yuh bettuh take yer sister home

.
                                       she ain't walk'n
                                                right

                                              "whut"

                                            bull bash
                                            bull bash dude

                                                    ,)>

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