Best Yuh Poems
Yuh come inna mi office
come tek out mi tings
yuh bright!!!!!!!!!!!
Mi nuh undastan yuh!!!!!!!!!!
Mi sey to miself...
"Lawd, mi a go forgive him....see di good side"
but nooooooooooo......
yuh come, nuff up yuhself and TIEF!!!!
Bwoy o bwoy....
ghost know who fi frighten...
clearly me a no one.
Come nuh...step in yah again!!
Me an yuh a go 'ave it out!
Tink seh mi likkle bit an caan mash ants...
wait likkle more...
King Kong piss up himself when me get bringle!!
An den yuh 'ave de audacity fi come laugh inna mi face!
Yuh no know who yuh a deal wid!!??
lata fi yuh...mi have betta tings fi do!
hhmmmmph!
NB: For those who may not understand the language the poem, it is written in
Jamaican Patois.
An horseshoe should bring you good luck
Although it is covered in muck
The horse may go lame
But you're not to blame
Your mother-in-law-needs a buck
“I am a man”
What’s that really?
Having sex with several women
Beating a woman senseless
He doesn’t cry because it's pointless
He doesn’t communicate because it’s a female thing
Mi just a ask
Because that’s all I know a man to be
Would I want you to be my father?
Would I want you to be my child’s father?
That’s a question you need to answer
Would you date you, sir
Mi just a ask
Because I have no idea what a man should be
If you had a daughter and she met a man like you …would you cry for her or smile with joy
When yuh child introduce you to a man like you …don’t call her nuh fool… you were her example
Careful the example you set it will come back to yuh its call “karma”
Mi just a tell yuh
Don’t tell anyone yuh a man because yuh a father
Were you there for the birth of that child?
Mi just a ask yuh
I celebrate with the men that treat a woman well and be there for their child …you are so few
Mi just a tell yuh
Happy international men’s day
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mine prey this helps ,)
*prey spell'd wit thuh astute think ')>
.
"yes i was
if 'him' was you"
')>
. yet do
‘er
instinctively
basal
.
i know'd yuh'd
pick tributary
thuh
and i ran
in mine robe
and you're in
your
your tank top
and
oh them'z
my
panniez
.
personally girl
thuh meat tastes
bettuh
mhmm
i'd lick'it 'to
your smile
unto nervous
yourn
'bout
mis largo dientes contra tus saddle
china
.
oh know they
weren't
"you're december
she'z may"
know
i'm gemini
and mercury'z alwayz
in mine rizen
and
she'z april fer sure
oh yesss
thuh
spring spring'n
spring
'bout mine
and she ain't no
chicken
and she digz mine
cock doodle
uh
whut i doo
.
i flex mine
torso'z push
limbz
mine rusted
uhhp
umph lock
got'chuh
now did that hurt
"((mmph))"
.
they hike'en
love
thuh appalachias
'twixt'it's
')
.
come closer
hear
listen hushhh
shhh
'tiz pneuma
2
silent
hence word
every
yourn spark mine
loud
.
past mine think
drib'ling
'pon slips
soup
vulvar cleft
tauntingly
in uv
place
edvard'z lips
,)
*double dip
<]')
.
she ain't walk'n
right
"whut"
bull bash
bull bash dude
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