Best Willis Poems

Bruce Willis is at the Super Bowl with blimps and tunnels to run thru!
Run! Bruce Willis! Run! The bad guys are after you!
His wife is in the seats wondering if she’ll be safe!
Honey! Your Hubby is BRUCE WILLIS! No one could be MORE SAFE!

If something...

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Bruce Willis the actor

Always plays a character

Who makes the world less dangerous

In an average of two hours or less....

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Reform school is where he spent most of his childhood.
From there he went to prison for the bulk of his young adulthood.
Paranoid Schizophrenia is the medical diagnosis of Charles Willis Manson.
I'm sure he displayed many symptoms of this disorder while he was in prison.
When he...

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Most guys have a Dream Girl,
they conjure in their mind.
They’re always much more perfect,
than a real one they might find!

But my friend Mike, was different.
He told this tale to me.
His was not a Dream Girl,
she was real as she could be!

But, Michael, wasn't quick enough,
I...

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