Best Whack Poems

On my way to find a stick
I found a quack with  seven hicks
Each hick had seven hacks
Each hack had seven chicks
Each chick had seven shacks

Shacks, Hicks, hacks, and chicks
How many should I hit with the stick ?...

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Cackling old hens posing as journalists-
thinking themselves angles of light,
lay poisonous eggs filled with lies 
and gestating hate-
riling against common sense,
and the rooster crows at noon.

Idiots, entrusted with government
destroy our country and way of life-
while the majority just watch 
as the little foxes spoil the...

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Hit ball far,far,far
Home-run? Be team's star!

Round the bases - just be fast!
Please don't get to them last!

In field catch
Or meet match!

Stop them from run?
Least having fun!...

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When things aren't going quite your way,
just hang in there and don't dismay..
It just might be a whack a doodle day..
Every body has them.
It may be your time.
Don't let it disturb your peace of mind..
Whack a doodle days may come 
but they go.
It's all in...

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Hail President Whack a Mole
He does it with TREMENDOUS  soul

Whack there National Security Admin Mr Flynn
Lying is one TREMENDOUS sin

Whack a bulls eye on FBI Comey
With all that loyalty baloney

Whack the ole Press Secretary Spicer
Chip Chop like a speed dicer

Whack the Chief of Staff...

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foo reel dough
dat foo reel yo
how dat feel yo
dat foo reel yo
dim whack azz beets
dos whack azz horns
what foo reel yo
dat's foo reel yo
reely dough! reely dough!...

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Brick Whack in Dark Night 

I woke up from my sleep with sudden shot,
And instantly forgot my dreams to tell,
Unconsciously my hand reached out for cell
It knew where I had put it, ere I fell
Into that June night sleep, too, too much hot
To fall asleep....

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what look of love
is shown upon these faces
that eyes can't erase
she be mine
tonight
to make so many more
groovey nights like this
foo reel yo
this lova vow is sealed with a kiss
hardly waitin to hold you
when he has his arms around you
how long should I wait when
I smell...

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Another happy day says, Happy Old Jack,
My giggles each day, sure add up to a stack
I'm a happy burrito
Filling my beano
With joyous emissions till my last whack at the cat...

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behold i’m a troll
     being an imposter my goal
           besides i’ve no role 
 behind these screens rots my soul
      beating back into my hole 

Dedicated...

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genealogy

family tree treasure hunt—

come to your census





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12/9/2019...

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I DO KNOW WHY YOU LOVE ME!
I DON'T LOVE YOU!
AND i AINT SAYING SOMETHING TO BREAK YOUR HEART!
I DON'T LIKE YOU!
mR. mUSIC FOOL!
STOP SING MY SONGS!
AND WHO EVER DID THE MELDEY FOR
"lET ME BE YOUR MAN" DID A WHACK-WORK
AND WHY DIDN'T YA'LL USE STARNGS TO...

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Wham! That music is dainty.
But the bass drum gives it a kick.
Such tympanic contrast.
A tasteful tune with a rap,
such a whack, such a wallop.

Memory can tease, torture,
create that tasteful tune
while dredging up a thought
of something better not called back,
to avoid such a whack, such a...

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Having permission to be mean has me rushing to this scene.  
Trouble is, I don’t want her to see or hear me because then 
she’ll surely fear me.  I can’t let her know how low I’ll go if 
good poem placement doesn’t show.

Should...

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Enclave or enormous but pretty king mask 
Brick per brick Rome's whack on an iron task

A shield to that tactful lions roar
His safe I'm saved from an odious boa

En masse we feed and stucked with 'cheese'! 
On a flax we seat, soft like a fleece

See...

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