Notes About The Poem
September 25, 2015
Contest:  You Want it Bad – Then Bribe Me
Sponsor:  Casarah Nance
Third Place

I Want It Bad


Having permission to be mean has me rushing to this scene.  
Trouble is, I don’t want her to see or hear me because then 
she’ll surely fear me.  I can’t let her know how low I’ll go if 
good poem placement doesn’t show.

Should she take my poem to use or abuse, then I’ll give her my 
indignation news!  How dare she treat me with no care and as 
any less than the very best.  

Obviously, she is not conscientiously aware of what my five foot, 
two inch frame can do.  She wouldn’t mess me around if she had 
a clue.  If my anger should stay, even throwing a stick wouldn’t 
make me go away.

I used to write and pace.  Now I pace and think of her face.  
Yepper, she best give me first place.  If she should choose that
I lose, well, then I’ll whack her with my pen.  If I go down, she, 
too, will hit the ground.  She’ll bruise.  I’d rather face disgrace 
than settle for no medal.

I always count syllables and use any means to enhance my rhyme 
schemes.  I do not work so hard for her to poetry-dream-rob.

She’ll know I have power and that I’m no mouse when every 
hour pizza arrives at her house.
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October 17, 2015 at 9:28 PM
Congrats on your win CAyCay! Love the threats!
A   Avatar
October 15, 2015 at 11:49 AM
CayCay,, congrats on the win, LINDA
Callus Avatar
October 14, 2015 at 2:59 PM
You wanted it badly, CayCay, and now you stand on the winning podium! (honoured to be standing next to you:)) You have a great sense of humour. Is that pizza thin crust.....? hmmmm. ~ Congratulations!! // paul
Lamoureux Avatar
October 13, 2015 at 7:42 PM
Great job Cay Cay, congrats on your win!
Tor Avatar
October 13, 2015 at 4:02 AM
CayCay nice win!!!!
A. Sharma Avatar
October 12, 2015 at 11:19 PM
Awesome write n win Caycay, loved the wit! Big congrats!
Haight Avatar
October 12, 2015 at 9:25 PM
So funny, CayCay! You did so good! Congrats on your nice win! Hugs, Sandra
Richards Avatar
October 12, 2015 at 6:32 PM
Hey, wish I'd thought of that pizza part!! That was the last thing she couldn't turn down!! LOL !! Great work, Caycay....so cute!
A  Avatar
October 12, 2015 at 2:33 PM
Ouch, that hurts. ha fun read. SKAT
Nance Avatar
October 12, 2015 at 2:30 PM
Yup this made me laugh out loud because I do manage a pizza place....I love the rhyme scheme too, one of my favorite and enjoyable textures to read. Thanks for writing!
Godwin Avatar
October 15, 2015 at 7:27 AM
Oh, my - how ironic - I had no idea you lived pizza already! I enjoyed your fun contest very much. Thank you, Casarah, for the opportunity ... CayCay
Allison Avatar
October 12, 2015 at 2:25 PM
Gosh you tried all the tricks in the trade for this one Caycay - the pizza delivery bit cracked me up as I think maybe Cas manages a pizza place lol - congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
A   Avatar
October 11, 2015 at 12:21 PM
Nicely done CayCay... LINDA
Godwin Avatar
October 12, 2015 at 7:28 AM
Thank you, Linda - It was so much fun to write! ... CayCay
Christian Avatar
October 7, 2015 at 10:30 AM
lovely and joyful
Godwin Avatar
October 8, 2015 at 8:11 PM
Thank you, Diane. It was lovely of you to comment. It is so fulfilling when someone enjoys my words. I'm sure that is true for all poets on this site ... CayCay
Donnelly Ellis Avatar
September 30, 2015 at 11:35 PM
Funny poem. Good one.
Godwin Avatar
October 1, 2015 at 12:47 AM
Thank you, I hope you read it after you teared up and laughed out loud ... CayCay
Hunjeri Avatar
September 29, 2015 at 1:46 PM
Lol, am scared now:-) nice one my friend. all the best in the contest
Godwin Avatar
September 29, 2015 at 5:33 PM
Thank you, sweetheart. I imagine a smile on your adorable face ... CayCay
Trifiatis Avatar
September 28, 2015 at 5:42 AM
Hilarious, however I would give you first place for I do not want to mess with your dynamic face! I have enjoyed it, CayCay. Good luck. Very convincing and for that a seven!
Godwin Avatar
September 28, 2015 at 5:40 PM
Demetrios - you flatter me and I love it! Thank you for such kind and generous words ... CayCay
Dunn Avatar
September 26, 2015 at 9:51 PM
Dear CayCay Wow talk about honesty, I've got a size 11 wide myself, for a woman that's a big foot, if you need any help let me know lol, otherwise you go girl, take no poetic prisoners, lol again, I don't enter to many contests anymore, don't have the time for the stress of it, many in the winter do I enter a few hear and their, but I'll cross my fingers and stay out of the way on this one, lol cheri
Godwin Avatar
September 28, 2015 at 5:38 PM
Hey, Cherl - i enjoyed your comments! Yes, I may borrow your shoes! CayCay
Raha Avatar
September 26, 2015 at 11:18 AM
alright alright you are a meanie,but why did you categorize this as a free verse?It flowed and rhymed so nicely.I wonder what Casarah was thinking when she provided the prompt.giggles.
Godwin Avatar
September 26, 2015 at 1:06 PM
First, I had it as lyric, then I read someone else's that rhymed in paragraph form, but was marked as free verse. I'm confused. I'll go back to lyric. I am glad you understand just how mean I am ... CayCay
La France Avatar
September 26, 2015 at 11:15 AM
CayCay, love the humour in your write , best of luck and thanks for visiting my poem, cracked and fragmented ...
Onclaud Avatar
September 26, 2015 at 7:46 AM
all the tricks utilized here to snatch a win--bribery, manipulation, harassment... i'll go for the pizza, caycay... awesome!.. huggs
Godwin Avatar
September 26, 2015 at 8:42 AM
Thanks for reading, Nette. I hope you write one for the contest to, it is a lot of fun. I appreciate your comment ... CayCay
Cwiak Avatar
September 26, 2015 at 2:26 AM
MEANiIE!!! MEANIE!!! MEANIE!!! I didn't know that you could go this low over a (Metal?) you meant medal...right? Great write you MEANIE!!!
Godwin Avatar
September 26, 2015 at 7:26 AM
My thought was that bronze, silver and gold are metals. I am so mean and now you know! I am glad you enjoyed it ... CayCay
Manassian Avatar
September 26, 2015 at 12:41 AM
You go, girl!!! :) Loved this piece to the max!!! So glad I don't sponsor contests. Yikes! You really impressed me with your mean....Is that what the contest is about? I got to check it out! Hugs
Godwin Avatar
September 26, 2015 at 7:28 AM
The contest calls for bribing, scaring or any other means to convince her to choose you. You'll see some clever writes posted. I am thrilled that you liked the write ... CayCay
Manassian Avatar
September 26, 2015 at 12:36 AM
You go, girl!!! :) Loved this piece to the max!!! So glad I don't sponsor contests. Yikes! You really impressed me with your mean....Is that what the contest is about? I got to check it out! Hugs
Lindley Avatar
September 25, 2015 at 11:27 PM
I AM VOTING FOR YOU! And its not even my contest! I do not sponsor contests but ya put da fear in me too. lol Great , creative write my friend. I hope you get that high medal! A7
Godwin Avatar
September 26, 2015 at 7:31 AM
Hi, Robert - I can see the smile on your face when you responded to this one. Thank you for commenting. So glad you liked the write ... CayCay
Woods    Avatar
September 25, 2015 at 11:23 PM
You shouldn't drink if you're going to be nasty lol Love how you've taken this angle with your write. Good luck
Godwin Avatar
September 26, 2015 at 7:30 AM
I've never been able to enjoy drinking, but, yes - imagine if I did! Oh, then I'd probably just hug and kiss her to death before I got sick. It was another fun one, Mark, and I'm glad you liked it ... CayCay
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