Best Wedding Cake Poems
The Wedding CakeIt is an important cake that I had to bake with out a rake so that it would be
real It has a special filling that the groom himself requested and has not been
tested a flavor that is also a favorite...
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Categories:
wedding cake, art, family, food, time,
Form:
Limerick
The Wedding Cake, a Collaboration With Ian JonesWhat a beautiful, romantic day
Most wonderful day of my life
I soak up the sun, every ray
We're going to be husband and wife
The wedding cake's beautiful but where's the knife?
And where's my dad? He should be here
To give me away, oh my, oh dear!
Oh my God!...
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Categories:
wedding cake, marriage, relationship,
Form:
Prose Poetry
A Chocolate Sponge Wedding CakeA Chocolate Sponge Wedding Cake
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Three chocolate bases
hold up a chocolate cake.
Three chocolate bases!
A dream, for heaven's sake.
Ruffles of rich chocolate
look like a piglet's ear.
The wedding guests are stoic -
of their weight they have no fear.
Solidly, the chocolate
is billing the top spread
and chocolate sandwiches, I've heard,
(or...
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Categories:
wedding cake, chocolate, food, humorous, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
The Wedding CakeThe Wedding Cake
I told my bride that we should have
a special wedding cake
Something very different,
a statement it would make
Explaining how I saw it
and the flavors I desired
The special little figurines
my vision had inspired
How it would be delicious
in our favorite butter cream
Tinted in the color red,
yes...
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Categories:
wedding cake, humor, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
Wedding CakeI relished my wedding cake.
Something I could never make.
I'm a useless cook but lucky for me
My mother in law is an expert you see.
Another son had opened a bakery shop.
She taught him all the knowledge he'd got.
From knee high he had learned at her side.
How...
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Categories:
wedding cake, break up, bridal shower,
Form:
Verse
A Strange Wedding CakeIndeed, a strange wedding cake!
This is real strange, I must say.
You must absolutely hear this, I pray.
Almond marzipan, on stands masked with black chocolate;
Candy laces and ribbons made its beautiful garbs.
I ponder; why in God’s name, eat all these carbs!
Seriously, are these black Fondant...
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Categories:
wedding cake, adventure, celebration, food, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Royal Wedding CakeWhen William spied his lovely bride,
he did a double take,
but his mind was caught in delicious thoughts
of the six foot wedding cake.
Kate looked good like a duchess should
but he felt his stomach rumble,
with dreams of mounds of buttercream,
under English toffee crumble.
William is wise and...
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Categories:
wedding cake, food, funny, wedding, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
Wedding CakeTheir cake was filled with stuff,
like candy, fish and cheese;
so hard to find a pair
as badly matched as these!
for the Relishing your Cake contest...
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Categories:
wedding cake, marriage,
Form:
Rhyme
Why 13 Tops My Wedding CakeWHY 13 TOPS MY WEDDING CAKE
A cherubim approaches the celebratory podium,
a fifteen tier cake in her congratulatory hands.
The pews, full of spectators - ready for a heavenly slice,
fragrant oil poured from above, stirs hearts where it lands.
Our cherubim patiently slices vanilla - tier number one,
with...
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Categories:
wedding cake, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
Buttercream Six Tiers Wedding CakeOne of the guest star of the dazzling celebration
Stands in a white lace tablecloth decorated table
Colorful flowers serve as eye catching attraction
Watering the taste buds of the present guests
Vanilla and dark chocolate swirls in the first tier
Ripe strawberries fill the second tier with sweetness
Lemon...
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Categories:
wedding cake, fashion, wedding,
Form:
Free verse
My Wordy Wedding CakeToday it is the day
To choose my wedding cake
I love anything to do with words
So my decision was easy to make
I went off to the baker’s
And they had lots of styles
But I had my heart set on a cake
Adorned with Scrabble tiles
It was to be...
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Categories:
wedding cake, food, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
Utterly Nuttily Wedding CakeBrides name is Hazel Almond,
Her groom is mad about Hazel,
Their wedding cake is a diamond
Shape with pecans at the basal,
Between each layer of Genoese
Is pistachio flavored butter cream
That oozes out when you squeeze
a marzipan covering is their dream,
placed on top the lucky couple
Bride...
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Categories:
wedding cake, relationship, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
Wedding Cake BeaverThe wedding cake beaver with a cha cha cha
Down New Orleans way, danced the Mardi Gras.
We said “don’t tell us he’s coming this way, Ma.”
She nodded and said “Better tell your pa.”
When the wedding cake beaver comes your way.
It means there is going to be...
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Categories:
wedding cake, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Jills Wedding CakeJill’s wedding cake reflected her eclectic personality
Perky, pretty with prominent polka dots
It included stripes and flowers
Jill is an artist the groom’s side explained to each other
No one had to explain anything to Jill’s side. They are all artists.
Her wedding dress was an ombre of spring...
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Categories:
wedding cake, wedding,
Form:
Free verse
The Wedding CakeThe bride and groom
decided to bake
a white icing and double chocolate
wedding cake;
never much of a cook
it was a chance the bride took
a special dish
to serve their friends
who would come and attend
flour and cocoa on the counter
soon the groom was smiling..
the room a disaster!
food was everywhere
the...
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Categories:
wedding cake, wedding,
Form:
Narrative