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The Wedding Cake

The Wedding Cake I told my bride that we should have a special wedding cake Something very different, a statement it would make Explaining how I saw it and the flavors I desired The special little figurines my vision had inspired How it would be delicious in our favorite butter cream Tinted in the color red, yes that would be a dream I even drew a picture of each layer to the top I really got excited it was very hard to stop Its then I looked into her eyes and saw an evil stare I asked what I had done so wrong would she please like to share That’s when she shattered all my hopes when these few words she said “There’s no way I will have a cake that’s themed “The Walking Dead” I guess that means I shouldn’t take my Daryl vest on the honeymoon. : ) 2/27/17 Written for the Relishing Cake Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Julia Ward

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Donna Roberts

Date: 3/15/2017 3:54:00 PM

Congratulations Chris!! Inching your way up, I see!!

Charlie Smith

Date: 3/11/2017 9:52:00 AM

Fun write Chris, congratulations. Where's the little Miss's sense of humor?

Deborah Burch

Date: 3/8/2017 10:11:00 AM

Bahahaha:) Congratulations Chris! Another fabulous write. So funny! I loved it. Big Hugggs deb

Chris Green
Date: 3/8/2017 10:31:00 AM

Thanks so very much Deb. I'm happy you got a laugh out of this one.

Sara Chansarkar

Date: 3/8/2017 8:25:00 AM

Haha Chris, this one is so cute and funny!

Chris Green
Date: 3/8/2017 9:27:00 AM

Thanks so very much Sara.

Darren White

Date: 3/7/2017 1:46:00 PM

Congratulations! The Lannisters will be proud of you! You almost won the Iron Throne. Be happy you didn't, the thing must hurt one's butt terribly while sitting there, not to speak of your back, and the chances of survival are slim.

Darren White
Date: 3/7/2017 2:24:00 PM

Hahaha, make that Jon Snow for me? :D

Chris Green
Date: 3/7/2017 2:02:00 PM

I'm sure it does, they need a cushion or two on that thing. :) But if the Dragon Mother was sitting on my lap, I wouldn't care how uncomfortable it was. :)

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 3/7/2017 6:02:00 AM

Great humor, Chris! Congrats!

Chris Green
Date: 3/7/2017 8:31:00 AM

Thanks so very much Kim.

Julia Ward

Date: 3/7/2017 2:19:00 AM

You DID it, Chris - a very nice win for your poem. Congratulations! I've enjoyed reading the comments too, all cheering you on and hoping this would be chosen. :)

Chris Green
Date: 3/7/2017 8:31:00 AM

Thank you so very much Julia, I am honored to have placed so high in your contest.

Gregory Richard Barden

Date: 3/7/2017 2:18:00 AM

What an awesome cake that would be - I am a huge TWD fan! Congrats, Chris!

Chris Green
Date: 3/7/2017 8:30:00 AM

Thanks so much Greg, from one TWD fan to another, I appreciate you and Negan said to say hello. :)

Alexis Y.

Date: 3/1/2017 8:23:00 PM

Hi Chris, What a great entry for the contest theme. Not a fan of" the walking dead " though. I wish you the best of luck in the contest. A without a doubt seven:') Alexis

Chris Green
Date: 3/2/2017 9:19:00 AM

Not a Walking Dead fan???? Well, that's ok, I like you anyway. :) Thanks so very much my sweet friend.

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 3/1/2017 10:05:00 AM

I think it would be a perfect wedding cake...:)..Ha..Really enjoyed the fun in this..Very entertaining..

Chris Green
Date: 3/1/2017 11:21:00 AM

Thank you so very much Charmaine. I am happy you liked this poem.

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 2/28/2017 9:02:00 PM

Great imagination Chris~great take on the theme! Now I know why you wanted a red cake~(for the bloody cake!) G/L in the contest!~Che :)

Chris Green
Date: 3/1/2017 9:21:00 AM

That's it exactly. :) Thanks so very much Cheryl.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/28/2017 5:41:00 PM

hahaha. Love that humor. I Adore walking dead and if I were getting married again, I would totally go with that theme!

Chris Green
Date: 2/28/2017 7:23:00 PM

Thanks so much Andrea, a girl after my own heart. :)

Daniel Turner

Date: 2/28/2017 7:59:00 AM

I think it's perfect for a wedding:) Very funny, Chris! The wedding night would be the "night of the living dead". Lol

Chris Green
Date: 2/28/2017 8:25:00 AM

Thanks my friend and you are right, at my age the night of the living dead fits perfectly. :)

Tahira Parveen

Date: 2/28/2017 2:19:00 AM

love it Chris so funny

Chris Green
Date: 2/28/2017 8:24:00 AM

Thank you so very much Tahira.

Nette Onclaud

Date: 2/27/2017 1:45:00 PM

lol... you can have you cake and eat it too, chris... so heelarious!...love it..huggs

Chris Green
Date: 2/27/2017 1:59:00 PM

Good, because I am hungry. :) Thanks so very much Nette. Here's hoping Julia is a Walking Dead fan. :)

Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 2/27/2017 12:34:00 PM

Whoa ... lol! Funny man rules w/this poem. So cool, Chris. As AWB would say "Cut the Cake," give me just a little please. Cut the cake, you know what I need. TWD my fave show on TV. Cut that cake w/a Michonne saber. 7! Love this poem so much. Ty for the laughs. Love has no limit

Chris Green
Date: 2/27/2017 1:58:00 PM

Hey, she can cut my cake anytime. :) Thanks so very much Freddie. I am happy you got a chuckle out of this one.

Laura Leiser

Date: 2/27/2017 11:56:00 AM

Quite the unexpected twist at the end here, Chris! Very ingenious, too. GL in the contest :)

Chris Green
Date: 2/27/2017 1:57:00 PM

Thanks so very much Laura. :)

Heidi Sands

Date: 2/27/2017 10:44:00 AM

LOL. Good one Chris - Good luck in the contest :)

Chris Green
Date: 2/27/2017 10:48:00 AM

Thanks so much Heidi, I am happy this one gave you a chuckle. :)

Lisa Ricci

Date: 2/27/2017 10:40:00 AM

Dear Chris we readers can see you also have a sense of humor with wit and play. You had the reader hooked then came the plunge and twist line. Well done

Chris Green
Date: 2/27/2017 10:48:00 AM

Thanks so much Lisa, in my world, (work world) humor is often what gets me through the day. If I took all of this stuff seriously, there'd be a problem I couldn't laugh off. And besides, I love making people smile. :)

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/27/2017 10:33:00 AM

Putting a 7 on the cake!

Chris Green
Date: 2/27/2017 10:37:00 AM

Thanks so much Kim I am happy you liked this one

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/27/2017 10:32:00 AM

LOL!!! 7

Darren White

Date: 2/27/2017 10:09:00 AM

LOL... No Daryl vest for YOU! Game of Thrones, that might be possible, if you choose the right cake, without poison that is.

Chris Green
Date: 2/27/2017 10:36:00 AM

It's my favorite vest too. :) Thanks so much Darren, I wonder what flavor the Lanisters would like best.

David Bose

Date: 2/27/2017 10:01:00 AM

Very fun, Chris. Saw a t-shirt yesterday: bride with groom, then "Game Over". That wouldn't go over well either. Very nice, keep it up! Dave

Chris Green
Date: 2/27/2017 10:35:00 AM

Thanks so much Dave. I'm glad you liked this one and I think you are right, that wouldn't go over to well either.